jokes |
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. >> >> There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill flies out of i...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 18:28:00 GMT |
point/counterpoint by streetlight manifesto |
I've got a gun in my hand but that gun won't cockMy finger's on the trigger but that trigger seems lockedand I can't stop staring at the tick tock clockand even if I could I would never give up.With a...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 03:35:00 GMT |
Is this heaven or just pie. |
On the 27th of March, it was one of my best and worst days. Well the 28th was my best. On the 28th I woke up early to go to a wresting tournament. In my mind it was like any of the other post season t...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 22:59:00 GMT |
what you ask of me |
alright since my friend ray was kind enough to put his soul on the line, i guess i should return the favor. along with everyone else.
ask me any question or questions you whish and i shall resp...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 21:46:00 GMT |
me and my mommy |
paintballsport: so mom i'm gonna get baought for a datepaintballsport: bought*oldathenacat: yep - your weight in dollars!!paintballsport: wow thats gonna get us soooo much moneyoldathenacat: yep paint...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:59:00 GMT |
my mom sends me things so i post it here pt. 2 |
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending hiscompany's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally adrinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol atall.He didn't even remember how he got home f...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:04:00 GMT |
my mommy sends me things, so i post it here .1 |
The "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all aman has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his ownhands! This is a handy guide that should be as commo...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 13:19:00 GMT |
this is what spanish homework makes me think |
paintballsport: i wanna nuke souh american and spain and invade mexico then make all the survivors speek englishpaintballsport: then just as were taking over the world attack canada and take all there...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 13:32:00 GMT |
thingy with questions |
Will you...[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _[_] kiss me?[_] let me kiss you?[_] want to get in my pants?[_] watch a movie with me?[_] take me out to dinner?[_] let me drive you somewhere...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 13:30:00 GMT |
girlfriend application, jon said that he wouldn't fill it out unless its a blog(kinda weird) |
BASICS: Name: Age Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: *OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 09:34:00 GMT |
