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Jon

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Who the hell knows?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Samuel Langhorn Clemens and Robert Zimmerman.The guy who gives out free tickets to Belize. Jonathon Green (the lexicographer). John Sexton, the guy who runs NYU so I can water board him, Mike Bloomberg also. Osama Bin Laden so I can finally get the truth about 9/11. A historian from the year 3007; a benefactor like in Great Expectations, and a publisher.

My Blog

An Open Letter to NY about a dispicable incident

This is by far one of the darkest weeks in recent history for the public school system. Thursday's incident at ps. 81 in Ridgewood where a 5 year old child with recognized developemental problems was ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:29:00 GMT

Keeping Up With Time

First off, have you noticed how the weather is no longer small talk? It used to be the qunitessencial ice breaker, where two people who had nothing to say to eachother could discuss and dispell whatev...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:05:00 GMT

Holloween Decorations

It seems that no one's remembered to put them up. This time last year and every year before that I remember seeing cobwebs and cartoon witches on broom sticks in windows. Besides holloween candy in su...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:38:00 GMT

New York is my baby and I wanna Kill it

When Bob Dylan was in the center of all that is coveted (60's macdougal street) he wished he could live in the time of woodie guthrie, because there was nothing real going on in the 60s.Now we're hear...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 22:20:00 GMT

The Pseudo Date

THE PSEUDO DATE  "You know what we are?" I put on what Jane considered a 'cute smile' as we waited for the train, "an old married couple, a catholic one."       S...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:24:00 GMT

I wrote this story last year, finished it tonight.

Jew Boy        A week before Christmas. I was clean shaven with new clothes: a new to me green jacket and brand new black jeans, they made my old shoes make sense. I was dre...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 22:33:00 GMT

The Horrors of Stability

..> The Horrors of Stability So when I got up this morning and looked in the mirror I was shocked at what I saw. I saw myself, and was happy with it. I can't remember the last time I was actual...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 23:14:00 GMT

More Night Writing

This is [tentatively] the first chapter in my novella called Rental White.   ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />       It was late s...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:03:00 GMT

Wrote this last night, couldn't sleep

They paint walls white because they're neutral. They dull the white out, off white, like the colors the Minutemen wore in the Revolution. That way the room looks bigger than it is but isn't too bright...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 20:08:00 GMT

Baby Steps

On sunday I had no clue who I was. On monday I was a hysterical, nervous wreck. Tuesday was numb, I watched myself go through the motions of a wasted day. Yesterday I smiled, laughed and acknowleged t...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 20:04:00 GMT