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wombat

your pussy smells like the great depression

About Me

My name's Lisa
I'm a viking
I'm hard to impress
I'll kill you if you snore
and I hate talking on the phone

My Interests

Aim
flirting
happiness
lipgloss
metal
partying
sexual intercourse
shopping

I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows how to handle me

Music:

311
Ablaze My Sorrow
Agalloch
All That Remains
Amon Amarth
And Oceans
Arch Enemy
Ashlee Simpson
As Hope Dies
At The Gates
Black Eyed Peas
Blind Guardian
Bob Marley
Brand New
Britney Spears
Caliban
Children of Bodom
Cipher System
Coldplay
Cradle of Filth
Darkest Hour
Dark Funeral
Dark Tranquillity
Death Cab for Cutie
Dimension Zero
Dimmu Borgir
Disarmonia Mundi
Divine Souls
Draconian
Dragonforce
Dr. Dre
Ebony Tears
Elvenking
Emperor
Ensiferum
E.S. Posthumus
Eternal Tears Of Sorrow
Evergrey
Fall of the Leafe
Fear My Thoughts
Finntroll
Fragments Of Unbecoming
Frou Frou
Gardenian
God Forbid
Gorillaz
Green Carnation
Hatesphere
Heaven Shall Burn
Hilary Duff
Hypocrisy
If Hope Dies
Immortal Souls
Imperanon
Incubus
In Flames
Insomnium
In Thy Dreams
It Dies Today
Kalmah
Kataklysm
Lil Jon
Lindsay Lohan
Lollipop Lust Kill
Machine Head
Marilyn Manson
Megadeath
Mnemic
Moonsorrow
Naglfar
Nelly
Nightrage
Nightwish
Ninnuam
Norther
Noumena
Orgy
Pinback
Shade Empire
Shadows Fall
Skyfire
Snoop Dogg
Soilwork
Sonata Arctica
Sonic Syndicate
Splack Pack
Still Remains
Suidakra
Raunchy
Tatu
The Duskfall
The Haunted
The Kovenant
The Pixies
The Shins
Through The Eyes Of The Dead
Thursday
Thyrfing
Tristania
Trivium
Ying Yang Twins

Movies:

Derailed
Detroit Rock City
Dumb & Dumber
Fever Pitch
Goal
Grandma's Boy
Inside Man
Just Friends
King Arthur
Waiting

Television:

Dinosaurs
Just Shoot Me
King of Queens

Heroes:



My Blog

Reasons why I probably hate you

1. You snore.2. You whine.3. You're too fucking sensitive.4. You always whine about the opposite sex.5. You're never open to new things.6. You call me.7. You don't text me back.8. You're in a relation...
Posted by wombat on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

Be grateful

For the life you have, the people you love, and the oppurtunities you are given. I love my life, and everything that I have to look forward to. Never bad days, only days that make me stronger and high...
Posted by wombat on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

SINGLE MEN OF THE WORLD <3

You know what I find beautiful?Men with long hair, dreaded or not, and burly beards!I can't help this obsession, and it gets out of control most times.This is my time to be outrageous...When I see men...
Posted by wombat on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST