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Tamara

I am here for Friends

About Me

I sing bad karaoke and beat up boys for fun. I'm manager of the two gyms I work at, so I'm obviously very good at pretending to know what I'm doing. Everyday I have another epiphany and realize my true calling (one time it was a llama farm). I'm retardly blunt at times, but never rude. I drink a lot of tea, eat a lot of sugar free Jello, and ruin everything else I cook. It's around shot five when Toby Keith starts sounding really profound. Sometimes I sit the roll of toilet paper on the bathroom sink just because I can. I can't believe you've read this far. Go get a hobby.

My Interests

BATTLEFRONT 1 and 2. photography.laughter. rain. numbers. the radio. EXERCISE

I'd like to meet:

The Muffin Man. Do you know the Muffin Man?

Music:

Van Halen. Sammy. Meatloaf. Regina Spektor. Bad 80's Music. Fergie (yes, I'm a little effed in the head).

Movies:

Indiana Jones. Romeo and Juliet. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Pulp Fiction. BeetleJuice. Zombie movies. Fear and Loathing. PLANET TERROR. Star Wars. Fight Club.

Television:

PBS.

Books:

whatever makes me think and/or laugh.

Heroes:

The Strongest Man in the WORLD!!!

My Blog

Partners in Crime

bright lights can seethey always shine right through meleaving me an open bookof halfways and could-have-beenstaking us to the end, end, endand that summer changed usit's best I admit that to mys...
Posted by Tamara on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:32:00 PST

you're the only place that feels like home.

I'm sick of the coldness in other people. I'm sick of being the entertainment. I'm sick of listening and I'm sick of talking. I'm sick of playing happy, when I'm really just sick of you. I'm sick...
Posted by Tamara on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:54:00 PST

THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! Email me or 601 for directions.
Posted by Tamara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm a big NERD

I just dropped a Nerd and now it's stuck in my keyboard. It's staring at me and making me sad because I can't eat it. One day, little Nerd, one day...
Posted by Tamara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Broken

All the thoughts I've got running through my head make me sick. Mentally, physically, emotionally. This feeling in the pit of my stomach won't subside. I'm choking. I need to vomit. Thinking makes it ...
Posted by Tamara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Simple things in life

A bubble bath + hot chocolate = pure heaven.
Posted by Tamara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

That damn voice of mine strikes again

Phone rings. I answer it. ME:"Hello?" LADY: "Hi honey, is your mommy home?" Gee whiz. I will now go back to sliding across the kitchen linoleum in my socks.
Posted by Tamara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is so BOGUS

Bill and Ted are the masters And for added enjoyment....Ghengis Kahn on drums and Abe Lincoln rocking the 'boards. With that, you kids should sleep better at night....
Posted by Tamara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A cat this fat should be illegal

He looks like he is gonna lay an egg....
Posted by Tamara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Snuggling is good for the soul

Life is good. I opened up the windows and turned off the lights and crawled into bed. I listened to the rain while snuggling with my pillow and the covers flopped over my head. And I stayed that way f...
Posted by Tamara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST