42 - Text messages |
A Portland teen sent 41,600 text messages in one month last year. Missing from the story was that all the texts said, "Help me."
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A single person set a record of 41,600 text messages in one m...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:29:00 GMT |
41 - Wildfires |
Police say one of the wildfires currently ravaging California was "human caused." The suspect is believed to be the coolest teenager ever.ORPolice say one of the wildfires currently ravaging Cal...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:40:00 GMT |
40 - Kobe on Obama |
After news of Obama's election, Kobe Bryant said, "In the past you've always heard of African-Americans coming up, you have several options: you're either a basketball player, or you're an actor, or y...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:20:00 GMT |
39 - Skinhead assassin tuxedos |
Two skinheads who were arrested for planning to kill Barack Obama planned to wear all-white tuxedos and top hats during the assassination attempt. A tuxedo company spokesman hoped the incident w...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:37:00 GMT |
38 - Tyler Perry’s new deal |
Tyler Perry recently signed a new 3-year deal with Lionsgate Pictures calling for him to make 3 movies in that time. Critics believe one of these movies is the highly anticipated "Madea Goes Awa...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:36:00 GMT |
37 - Talula Does the Hula |
Yesterday in New Zealand, a judge took away custody of a 9-year-old girl from her parents because they named her Talula Does The Hula. The ruling was a strong statement that such behavior would ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:02:00 GMT |
36 - Indiana Jones at Cannes |
The new Indiana Jones movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, premiered this weekend at Cannes, receiving a strong ovation. The movie continues the long tradition of French pe...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 14:56:00 GMT |
35 - Operation MySpace |
MySpace recently partnered with the US Army for an event called Operation MySpace, a live show in Kuwait featuring Jessica Simpson and Carlos Mencia. The show was meant to reinvigorate the troop...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:47:00 GMT |
34 - Coke vaccine |
34 - A pharmaceutical company is developing a coke vaccine to break the addiction of cocaine. The company said research is so expensive that the medicine will probably cost t...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:15:00 GMT |
33 - Blackberry outage and hockey |
A spokesman for Blackberry said no messages were lost during a 3-hour outage yesterday. The company assured douchebags everywhere that everyone will still know "how hot this chick was last night...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:27:00 GMT |
