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ERIK

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

About Me

28 years is kind of a long time to sum up in a paragraph, but, never being one to back down from a challenge, let's give it a go: first cold, wet and cranky, then warm, soft and content, then both alternately for the duration; quite ignorant initially, but showing promise for the memorization of all manner of facts, figures, phonemes, and phone numbers; a general suspicion of authority figures; obstinately maturing to gradually accept death, taxes, and an isolated, individualistic perspective contrarily subsumed, like all humans, by a social latticework of cultural custom and mores; comically seeks reason and understanding; predominantly male, both biologically and gender-specifically; more American than not. Still can't read. Shameful.

My Interests

Back at Google. F ALL Y'ALL!

I'd like to meet:

Everyone I know.

Heroes:

John Donne, Superman, Virginia Woolf, R. Buckminster Fuller, Andrew WK, Jimmy Carter, Sifl, Mitch Hedburg, Hitchcock, Adlai Stevenson, Peter Tork, Finn MacCool, Matt Groening, Elliott Smith, The Pooka MacPhellimey, Bruce Lee, Bertrand Russell, Farnsworth, Alan Turing, Carl Newman, Umberto Eco, Olly, William of Baskerville, Balthazar (the donkey), Carl Orff, Descartes, Nikola Tesla, Ernst Lubitsch, Yossarian, Mike Nesmith, Athanasius Kircher, Mikhail Bulgakov, his cat, Behemoth, Woody Allen, Flann O'Brien, Wong Kar-Wai, Rachmaninov, Thomas Pynchon, Beethoven, Truffaut, Satie, 2-D & Murdoc, Hroswitha, Stravinsky, Batman, Chomsky, Kurosawa, James Joyce, my grandparents, my mom, and most everyone on my friend's list (who's that Tom guy?).

My Blog

How's this, Paul?

Another Morning News piece:Ask a Non-ExpertIt's okay.  Not my best stuff, but you get what you pay for.Enjoy!...
Posted by ERIK on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:42:00 PST

pictures of Rome

I got a new digital camera before my trip.  This is about 1/3 of the pics I took there, but the free Flickr account won't let me upload anymore.  I'll probably buy the upgrade, but until the...
Posted by ERIK on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

Xmas is so on.

And you can read all about it: My 1st New York Xmas.
Posted by ERIK on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

this gettin' to be ridiculous

So, I was at this thing last night at the MOMA.  Kinda cute, kinda silly.  Les Savy Fav played, which kinda sucked (though the youngins seem to enjoy them), and there was free whisky and bee...
Posted by ERIK on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

the way people talk around here

They talk like everyone else in the world. They say things like, "oh my G-d, you're such an asshole!" Or, "what do you guys want on your pizza?" Or, "No, I'm tired. I think I'm going home." And m...
Posted by ERIK on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

picture pages!

Time to get your pens and your pencils. Draw on your computer monitor, dumbass. What fun! Can you find and circle with a RED marker a picture of the Manhattan skyline as taken from the roof of an a...
Posted by ERIK on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:22:00 PST

some statistics

New-York-related blog posts so far: 3weeks spent in New York so far: 1roommates: 2Spanish roommates: 1cellphone pics taken: 4polaroid pics taken: 1 cups of coffee purchased/drank: 7cups of gin...
Posted by ERIK on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:09:00 PST

Boy: Are my arms tired?

No. My legs are tired. I've spent the last few days wandering all around the City, climbing subway platforms, walking for blocks on end, ascending darkened staircases to arrive at rooftop parties in...
Posted by ERIK on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:27:00 PST

The 1st of Brooklyn

I stayed up almost all night on Tuesday packing. It was almost a Herculean labor to fit all my clothes, a circuit-bent SK-2, some books and DVDs, and some assorted personal affects/crap into those tw...
Posted by ERIK on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:26:00 PST

HOTT

Just a little survey:  Am I the only person who feels compelled to make billions of red-headed babies when regarding this picture?...
Posted by ERIK on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:26:00 PST