I buy girls beer for $ex ....Im looking for a Cake Momma or a mudd duck...For a good time call me.. 206-376-9798 Or try 201-808-6011.If u want some one to get really drunk fall asleep an pee on himself im the man.... I like rubber goats an duct tape..if u cant duck it %uck it.........If we go out don't worrie u will be paying for dinner one way or an other ... What do I mean...Thinking when the bill comes im sorry hun I left my money at home..Can u please pay I will pay u back.(not). An if u say I don't have any money...Thats cool I just half 2 use the bathroom u better hope u have a ride home..I don't have an alchol problem I just like 2 drink all the time...I don't drink for the taste I drink 2 get drunk..I like 2 pass out candy on HallowWeen but it is all good I lick evey thing I hand out ...So it is all good Yum yuM......Oh ya remember Kids if u find any alcohol,boze,beer, wine,whiskey or pain killers send them 2 me so I can get rid of the the right way for u....Say no 2 drugs ......The best gift 2 give 2 someone is a cock roach...Why because it's the gift that keep on giving...Or is that herpies...Remember girls thay call it the Shocker,Thats 2 in the bush an one in the tush......I almost met a girl speed dating , we almost went out for a hole minute..10 things I know about girls are 1-9 ..??.. 10 girls have boobs.. How did u tell a girl u love her if u can't say her name.?. I save my used condoms so I can save on money..When im done with them I flip them in side out..Then use them agion....One day I will get a real girl 2 use them on...Have u ever tryed 2 snowball your self.?.
I'd like to meet:
Paris Hilton when she is all drunked up Wanna make some movies ...I like 2 meet kevin federline an tell him he is a pimp......Why Look he has no job nothing ....He nocked up Britney Spears...An gets spend her money...I would also like to meet Kelly Clarkson an tell her id love to lick her a$$ clean... :)
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Music:
What do u have im open for any good music.....If it is good people will like it ...If it is great people will remember it for ever ... (SLB) I been helping out bands for a long time now.. If anyone is looking for someone for a street team member let me know...Some bands I've helped out are. KidRock,Nappy Roots,P.O.D,Uncle Kracker,Tribal Tiaktion,State of Cykosis,Hush, Mist,Paradime,Kids From Krypton,Taproot,Bad Religion,Project 86,Liquid Gang,Vent ,RDX,WBR,an Forever Brandy,Chain Of Aggression.....Let me know if U need any help...One thing I can tell U is ...Make Your band as big as u can...People will buy it if U can sell it....Remember if U go out there half a$$ then U will look half a$$...Always have something 2 sell because U never know when someone would like 2 buy an C.D from U.......If U tell the world that U are the best thing .That is just talking..But if U show them U are everything.......They will beleave it........If U make it look like crap people will see it..But if U make it look like the best thing ever people will buy it...(SLB)....
Movies:
Go,From Dusk Till Dawn,Kids,Pump up the Volume,The girl next door,Not Another teen movie,Dazed and confused,The stoned age,on the line,Red Dawn,Detroit Rock City,Can't hardly wait,BadDer Santa,Saw,Dawn of the Dead,Die Hard & Hustle & Flow...
Television:
someone told me hay if u are gonna put the T.V on don't sit to close to it....I was thinking someone else told me if I masterbaite to much I will go blind, An I can seee jUst fino....My fruby tell's me 2 do bad things...
Books:
My Birthday An Christmas Gift 2 My Self...
Bruce Gradkowski autograph card 1/1
Heroes:
First it was Free O J Then it was Free Katie Now it is Free Hush.....
Annika Sorenstam an Paula Creamer Both signed my poster...
My Poster Of The Man Big Proof Autograph By Him An The Purple Gang....
