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About Me

When I'm not praising women for their divine graces and unparalleled compasion I watch porn so dirty it makes you want to slap yo momma. Some people call me a hair farmer though it's only because they're jealous. I've been a 3 toed sloth, lemur, mahi mahi, grub, red assed baboon, wolf, sacraficial lamb, and Eric the Red before this incarnation. I am a firm supporter of keeping the masses as ignorant as possible so my average intelligence seems highly superior. When asked the question pancakes or waffles the answer is always french toast. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

GEMS and a healthy planet.

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi, Thoth, Jesus, Sidharta, Mohhomad, Zaphod Beebulbrox, Albert Hoffman, Abbie Hoffman, Geronimo, Walt Disney, Adolph Hitler, Sam Walton, George Bush (Jr. and Sr.), Kurt Vonnegut, Miles Davis, Salvadore Allende, Che, Motzart, Angelina Jolie, Gwen Steffani, Rosa Parks, Dr. Gonzo, Gonzo, Salvadore Dali, Dale Chululy, & Jerry Garcia

Music:

Anything but country.

Movies:

You know (wink).

Television:

is immaculate reception from the devil

Books:

Anything by Herman Hesse, Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Moore, JRR Tolkien, Larry Flynt, Salmon Rushdie, Samuel Clemens, Ray Bradbury, Tom Robbins, or Greg Palast.

Heroes:

The poeple who actually got of there fat American rumps and voted.

My Blog

Chicago Parking

I need a place to stash my ride in Chi-town at O'hare from Jun 26th to Aug. 2nd. Anyone assisting in this will recieve a Thai massage with a happy ending courtesy of yours truly.
Posted by The Doj on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:22:00 PST

THAILAND

Slight change of plans for the summer. Chile is too cold for anything but snowboarding and I want to wear little to no clothes. So I booked my flight to Thailand this morning. I know I'm going to the ...
Posted by The Doj on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:34:00 PST

Puppy Power

After fifteen hours of strenuous labor and with the aid of a Peruvian midwife named Caliente I was finally able to squeeze out a beautiful 20 Lbs. 6 oz. 5 month old puppy. He is truly going to Blitzkr...
Posted by The Doj on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

I wanna Savannah

I've been wanting to check it out since I moved to the south, but have yet to meet any peeps from the area. If you know anyone down there willing to at least tell me where the nice trails, frisbee gol...
Posted by The Doj on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST

Bell's in NC

That's right. Bell's Beer is now being sold at stores in Asheville. Just another reason for everyone to move here. For those of you in MI, I'm sorry, I might not see you as much anymore.
Posted by The Doj on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

Orange Tourmaline

I am addicted to both tourmaline and the color orange and yet I have not been seeing much at the gem shows that combines the two. I have also had quite a few people ask me to find a piece fo...
Posted by The Doj on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:24:00 PST