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Eyes On The Whale!

If you can't think of a reason to smile, make one up. :)

About Me

I'm in love with a boy. I'm Rachel, or Palmy, if you prefer. I love music, art, books, and talking. I love laughing. I love singing. I love dancing. I love loving. I drink excessively, smoke often, and engage in illegal acts occasionally. "Live like you're dying tomorrow". I love driving around listening to music with the windows down. Or up. I'm either wonderful or miserable, and you either love me or hate me. There never seems to be an in between. Oh yeah, and I LOVE my happy juices!! Rachel --
[noun]:
A real life muppet
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Odessa --
[adjective]:
Visually addictive
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Palmer --
[noun]:
A dance involving little to no clothing
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rachel/Palmy
Birthday: 4/7/89
Birthplace: Lowell, MA
Current Location: Milford, NH
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue fake-crocs
Your Weakness: Back massages
Your Fears: Spiders and big dogs
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduating
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Zzzz
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes or my nose
Your Bedtime: Early
Your Most Missed Memory: Europe
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (Diet)
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Occasionally
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Occasionally
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Occasionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: Sometimes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: I don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: Kinda/Sorta
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: I haven't really thought about it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't know yet
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Either or
Height: Tall
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Completely random
Number of Drugs I have taken: 7
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
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My Interests


M A R R I A G E I S A B O U T L O V E FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!!!

I'd like to meet:

People who are fun. :)

And...

Music:

ANI DIFRANCO
Aqua
BeeGees
Billy Joel
Blink-182
Bob Seger
Dave Matthews Band
Death Cab for Cutie
Depeche Mode
Dispatch
Eric Clapton
Eric Prydz
Fleetwood Mac
Guster
Hellogoodbye
Imogen Heap
Keane
La Bouche
Lucky Boys Confusion
Matisyahu
moe.
Panic! At the Disco
Phish
Pink Floyd
Queen
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Styx
Sublime
Talking Heads
The Grits
The Spill Canvas
Tom Petty
Shiny Toy Guns
Etc...

Movies:

KOI...MIL GAYA
KRRISH
Singing In The Rain
10 Things I Hate About You
Moulin Rouge
ALADDIN
HERCULES
Pirates of the Caribbean
Empire Records!
Amelie
NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!

Television:

HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
Law & Order
CSI
Magnum P.I.
The O.C.
Justice

Books:

Dangerous Passions!!!
The Wolf and the Dove!!!
Perks of Being A Wall Flower
Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging
On The Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of A Sex God
Knocked Out By My Nunga Nungas
Dancing In My Nuddy Pants
Away Laughing On A Fast Camel
And Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

My Blog

Ugh.

I. Hate. Cocaine. I hate what it looks like, I hate what it stands for, I hate what it does to people. I hate it. It's shit.
Posted by Eyes On The Whale! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

WHOAH!!!!

Rachel Palmer's seeing Dispatch five months from tomorrow in MADISON SQUARE GARDEN in NYC. Shit. WHEW!
Posted by Eyes On The Whale! on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST

A really easy update

I've got a boy, and he makes me really happy. I can't seem to stop smiling.
Posted by Eyes On The Whale! on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST

Everything you never wanted to know about sex

Got a book today called "Why do men have nipples?" and it's a New York Times Best seller, filled with questions you'd ask a doctor if you were really really drunk. I'm going to post one. "Is it true t...
Posted by Eyes On The Whale! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:10:00 PST

Fuck

My family and I just spent breakfast writing an obituary. My uncle died unexpectedly (but not so unexpectedly) of a cocaine overdose yesterday morning. He was found in his apartment. Fuck. I want to b...
Posted by Eyes On The Whale! on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST

Best movie in the whole world

Koi...Mil Gaya. Look it up. It's the Indian version of ET. It's best fucking movie. Ever.
Posted by Eyes On The Whale! on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST

So...about the hero of mine that I met...

If you know Rachel Palmer, then you know that Bill Cosby is Rachel Palmer's hero. Rachel loves and respects Bill Cosby dearly, and Rachel knows every "The Cosby Show". Last night Rachel's family, as ...
Posted by Eyes On The Whale! on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST

Today's Wednesday....

So it officially means that I have TWO DAYS until I see MOE.!!!! I cannot begin to tell you how excited I am. I'm not going to be in my right mind till Sunday. Maybe.
Posted by Eyes On The Whale! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:32:00 PST

I'm pretty much madly in love with myself

1. My default picture. I spent a few minutes looking at it, and I wondered about myself. I remembered why I took it....I'm pretty much the hottest thing ever. 2. The music video next to my top 20. If...
Posted by Eyes On The Whale! on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:33:00 PST

I am sex

I am sitting in Dyanna's home, (because of reasons I will divulge later) wearing yesterday's clothes, eating yesterday's tacos, and drinking a coolata. I also haven't showered in two days. If info lik...
Posted by Eyes On The Whale! on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 09:38:00 PST