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Mathmaticious! D-d-d-d-d-decimal, decimal!

One of the funniest Scott Hall moments. This is why he is the man.
Scott Hall vs. Hector Garza
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Jerichoholics Anonymous!

Jerichoholics Anonymous Commercial
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Sting should have beaten that son of a bitch! I hate Goldberg.
Goldberg vs. Sting-WCW Title
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You scored as Scott Hall. Hey Yo,You've scored as the coolest man alive and one of the founding fathers of the nWo, Scott Hall. We have more results for you Down There. Down Where? You know where.
Scott Hall


100%

Vincent


80%

Eric Bischoff


80%

Macho Man Randy Savage


80%

Kevin Nash


75%

Buff Bagwell


75%

Scott Steiner


70%

Hollywood Hogan


65%

Lex Luger


25%
Which member of the nWo are you?
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.. You scored as Skwisgaar Skwigelf. You are Skwisgaar Skwigelf, the fastest guitarist alive. You joke with your brother alot because he isnt as good as you. You lock yourself in your room and play guitar for days. You love the G-MILFs.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf


75%

Nathan Explosion


59%

William Murderface


44%

Toki Wartooth


31%

Pickles, The Drummer


31%
What DethKlok Member Are You?
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.. You scored as Dimmu Borgir. you favour the norweigian masters,a range is required to make good music,but it has to be heavy
Dimmu Borgir


100%

Venom


75%

Cradle Of Filth


75%

a.o.d or razed in black


54%

Alice Cooper


50%
What Black Metal Band Are You?
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I am a laid back guy and I love my friends and family. I am addicted to caffeine and Guitar Hero. Its basically the same thing anyways.
"I like heavy metal, math, alcohol, and pro wrestling. Which of these is not like the other"?
5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
Fuck is the greatest word in the English language. You can use it as a noun, a verb, an adjective, or an adverb. You can place it inbetween words to make them cooler, like "ri-fucking-diculous".
RIP Eddie Guerrero...Viva La Raza
I am cool with just about anything, there are only a few things about people that annoy me to no end : 1. Hardcore religious fanatics* (example: Bible Thumpers), and 2. Dave Matthews die hard fans**...(Note to Dave M. Please Don't Drink the Water...unless their is poison in it).
Yes, I am a pro wrestling fan, even though it is very uncool to be so. So according to Carlito, I get apple spit in my face. And if you know what I am talking about you are as uncool as me ;)
Oh yes, and I like to drink. Favorite drinks should be a fucking category on here....Corona, Miller Light, Keystone Light (cheap ass college beer), Jagermeister, White Russians, Jack and Coke, and don't forget my favorite...40 ounce malt liqour...gotta represent the South Side some how...Magnum, Old English, St.Ides, the Eagle, and my personal favorite: Crazy Stallion or CAMO. Guaranteed to fuck you up.
* An extra note, I do not hate Christians, only extremely intolerant individuals or hellfire and brimstone type pastors. I am an open minded individual, and I believe to each their own. My dad is studying to be a pastor and is a devout Christian, yet we get along very well (most of the time) as long as we're not discussing religion or theology. Also, one of my best friends that I've known since childhood is a Lutheran currently residing in Las Vegas. I like to have lots of fun and be open minded and unfortunately that does not fit with the dogmatic Christians. Anyone see that Trading Spouses with the "God Warrior" lady who goes crazy because a "dark sided" astrologist was in her house? Believe me I don't like reality TV but that is the perfect example of Christians I do not like. Anyways..
** I do, however, hate Dave Matthews and his cult like fans very much. His voice is like nails on a chalkboard and he is extremely overrated.
Hey Yo, its survey time, updated 03-30-07
I'm taking a break from drinking and am extremely bored...I also changed some of the more boring questions
HEY YO - ITS SURVEY TIME CHICOS
Name: Depends on the day.
Birthday: 09-25-1982
What were you born with in your hand: A Crazy Stallion 40 ounce
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'6" and more handsome then 10 movie stars...no I'm really 5'10"
Zombies or Vampires ZOMBIES
Do you root for the bad guys? You're damn right I do
Favorite Holiday: Tie between National Pi Day and Steak and BJ Day (both are March 14th, by the way)
Your Weakness: boobs...hey I'm a straight male what do you want
Your Fears: I have a Fear...of...the...DARK
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, sausage, ham, beef, black olives, and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Don't get a sunburn
Favorite Slayer Album: Reign in Blood
Favorite irrational number: I'm going to have to go with the square root of 17
Your Best Physical Feature: My ridiculously large brain and extra powerful liver
Your Bedtime: For the next few months, 2-3 am
Your Most Missed Memory: When the nWo was around, 1996-1999
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper bitches
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King: Nothing beats a hangover like waking up with the King
Favorite movie villian: Darth Vader
White Russians or Jack and Coke Must I make a choice?
Are midget wrestlers cool? FUCK YEAH THEY ARE
Favorite professional wrestler: Scott Hall
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuckin A
Do you Sing: I "sing" metal songs and headbang when I'm drunk
Do you Smoke Crack: nope
Have you Been in Love: no, and thank goodness for that, it makes people fuckin crazy
Did you go to College: Yep. Twice. Bitches.
Do you want to get Married: I don't really know anymore
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you dream: Every single night
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a sexy beast :)
Are you a Health Freak: not really, I do work out though
Do you get along with your Parents: not as much as I used to
Favorite random mammal: Babirusa
Favorite video game (currently): Guitar Hero I/II
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: the answer to this will be "heavily" for quite a while
In the past month have you done the Spinarooni: no, its actually been a long time. I should bust it out one day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to church no, and I'd probably burn up upon entering :)
In the past month have you answered a dumb survey question: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you scared your sister with a dead crawfish from the China House: no, but it was fun and I should do it again
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: why yes of course
Ever been to a strip club: several
Ever beat up someone for money: yeah.."Its not personal, its just business, brother..."
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I'd like to become a zombie. I always wanted to see how the other half lived...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Pro wrestling manager
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: either, but I prefer long hair. Shaved heads on girls is not for me
Height: shorter then me or same height
Weight: not too skinny and not too fat
Should she be mentally stable: would be kind of nice, but that's hard to find nowadays ;)
Number of Drugs I have taken: -36
Number of CDs I own: I don't know, like 100
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets, have a lot of life left to live
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I'd like to meet:

women, mathematicians, metal heads, wrestling fans...and if you are all 4 then I think I may have found the female version of me. Also, I would like to meet zombies so I can destroy them by either decapitation or burning, since my profession is zombie hunter.
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The homies from my home area. Old School.
Tommy

Ike

Ray

The Kid

Big Will

Doug

Tom's Sister #1 AKA Bridget

The Old School College Crew. Round 1
Jena

Patty

Michelle

Jon

Katie

Jen

The College Crew. Round 2
Dan the Man

Ally

Jason

Paul

Seth

Al

Tina

Other Mo'Fuckas I'm cool with.
The Berzerker AKA Macho Man

Jeff

Champagne

The Brothers and Sisters of nWo Myspace: My second family
TJ

nWo History

nWo 4-Life 2 Sweet!

kill everything

brandy, the Coke side of life

Specs

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Dat's good metals.
SLAYYYYERR!

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