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Mrs. Schober

Love+Marriage=Baby!

About Me


"Caitlin Schober"By My Wonderful Husband, Jacob Schober1) Caitlin Schober doesn’t take shit from any one... her husband is no exception 2) Caitlin Schober is SO hardcore that she only eats vegetables, because they don't cry like a little bitch while she devours them alive. 3) Caitlin Schober was born without a dick. Had she been born with a dick it would have consumed all land mass, forcing human kind to evacuate this planet in search of a one unprocessed of such godly cock 4) Christianity was created by prophets in attempts to contain the force that is Caitlin Schober 5) Lingerie needs Caitlin Schober to feel sexy 6) Caitlin doesn't do pornography because the TV definition will NEVER be high enough 7) If Caitlin Schober were an ice cream flavor she would be "Irish cream... that you want to fuck" 8) Caitlin is a sub for a reason. She's wanted in several states because of her last attempts at domination. 9) MySpace has officially changed its name to Caitlinsspace 10) You don’t “make love” to Caitlin Schober. You pray that she accepts your offer, and that you live to tell your friends 11) Caitlin doesn’t perform solos, people gather around to sing behind her 12) Caitlin's a quadruple threat. Singing/Dancing/Acting/the second coming of Christ 13) High school musical isn’t gay because Caitlin Schober says so 14) There is no less than lethal weaponry when attacked by Caitlin Schober 15) Caitlin has no ass, only a power negotiation tool 16) Caitlin's vote is the only vote that matter. Your vote doesn’t matter unless if it’s a vote for Caitlin 17) Caitlin doesn’t worship the gods, the gods worship Caitlin 18) The universe revolves around Caitlin 19) Caitlin doesn’t need condoms for protection. She's immune, and CHOOSES to become pregnant. She uses condoms just to piss you off. 20) On the seventh day god rested, so Caitlin beat the shit out of that lazy bastard. That’s why we celebrate Easter.
50'sYou thank your lucky stars for Rock 'N Roll! Sure,
some people are a little uptight, but when
aren't they? You're all about living for the
moment. Go you!
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My Interests



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Music:

The Flaming Lips, Nirvana, Rammstein, Die Prinzen, Eminem, Group X (crazy shit), Enya, Incubus, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, OPM, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Hendrix, Hearsay TAO, Hospital (they gave me free buttons but then Anna stole one), Radiohead, New Found Glory, Velvet Hammer/Dreamtrybe, SINJOY! OH MY GOD!! SINJOY IS SOOO EFFIN AMAZING!!!!! EVERYONE SHOULD COME SEE THEM AND LOVE THEM AND THEY SHOULD BE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE BAND!!!, Inkubus Sukkubus, Kelis, Incubus, Ben Folds Five, Red House Painters, PIRANAH, REM, Nine Inch Nails, Coldplay, Boyz II Men, Pennywise isn't bad, , Tamia, Usher, Simple Plan, All American Rejects, Evanescence, Blink 182, DRIFTING THRU, Josh Groban, Jessica Simpson, Ludacris, Chingy, Baby Bash, Good Charlotte (if you have a problem with it, i'll shoot you in the face), J.Lo, Sugar Ray, All American Rejects, Weezer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, I'm sorta getting into Cannibal Corpse thanks to Nate, Grateful Dead, Sweet Honey in the Rock, and basically any new age music...I also love showchoir music because I am a showchoir kid at heart forever and ever

Movies:

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW! American History X, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean, Run Lola Run (Ahh...German), Finding Nemo, True Romance, does my Invader Zim dvd count as a movie? Donnie Darko's good...HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES! I'll think of more later!

Television:

Invader Zim (even though they never show it anymore), Daria, Degrassi Next Generation, Radio Free Roscoe, My So Called Life, Pimp My Ride (haha, I'm such a loser!), Family Guy, The Daily Show, Fairly Oddparents, Dharma and Greg, That 70s Show, Will and Grace, King of the Hill, the Simpsons, and Futurama! Oh! and American Dad is pretty badass too! Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"

Sunrise
You have sunrise eyes. Sunrise is the color of joy and elation. Your eyes symbolize your general sense of wellness. Your confidence and high self-esteem each and every day make you the person people want to be around. You are a very creative, passionate, and sexual person. You are not afraid to tell people what you think of them, whether good or bad. Some words to describe you: self-assuredness, out-going, busy, cheerful, bright, amiability, courage, successful, creative, personable, happiness, motivational, optimistic, strong, and aware.

Books:

1984 (read it!), The Outsiders, Animal Farm, the Series of Unfortunate Events books, Harry Potter (yes, I'm a dork!), Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them, anything by Anne Rice (although Memnoch the Devil is my favorite), and recently I read How to Make Love Like a Porn Star (Jenna Jameson's autobiography) and it was absolutely amazing!

Heroes:

You are my hero

My Blog

The fires out anyway...

The heart may freezeor it can burnThe pain will easeif I can learn.There is no futureThere is no pastI live this moment as my last.There's only usThere's only this.Forget regretOr life is yours to mis...
Posted by Mrs. Schober on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 06:17:00 PST

Knoxville

I know I haven't posted in awhile.  With all my focus on Bella, it's been hard to find time.  I feel, however, that I have to say something about today.  Jacob, Logan, Bella, and I went...
Posted by Mrs. Schober on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:28:00 PST

YAAAAY!

Me and Jake are going to be parents!!!  I'm about 3 months along and, no, we don't know if it's a boy or girl yet.  Although..I have to admit, I want a girl!  Even though I know my...
Posted by Mrs. Schober on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:33:00 PST

Oh My Aching Wedding Plans

So, of course, because it's inconvienient, Jake and I are pretty ill.  I stayed home from work today so I'm feeling a little better, but my body's still hating me.  So, I'm going to work tom...
Posted by Mrs. Schober on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

<3

See The Pyramids Along the Nile Watch the sun rise On a tropic isle Just remember darling All the while You belong to me... See the market place In old Algiers Send me photographs And souvenirs ...
Posted by Mrs. Schober on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

It's 3 in the morning...

Ya know what's hard about relationships? The feeling that I've lost something.. It seems like before, I was on the same level as everyone.  I used to be able to drag on and on and on about how ho...
Posted by Mrs. Schober on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:34:00 PST

Wow

Two days later and I post another blog..this is so unlike me.So, I've been so happy today...I hung out with Jake and Becca and Jack at The Cheesecake Factory and then had a wonderful evening with Josh...
Posted by Mrs. Schober on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:11:00 PST

"This is Caitlin, Jake's fiancee"

Yep...that's how I was introduced today to one of the guys in Operations.  "This is Caitlin, Jake's fiancee"  And I smiled...so huge.  It's all becoming so real. I've worn a ring before...
Posted by Mrs. Schober on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:47:00 PST

Existance...I always was a drama queen...

It's gone and I feel empty.  For the past year, all I've done is hurt, all I've done is blame him.  I don't hurt anymore, should I miss it?  It was as much a part of me as anything else...
Posted by Mrs. Schober on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:51:00 PST

Everyone needs to read this!!!

To say that this hits close to home doesn't even begin to describe it!  I am so tired of people who just order soup, salad, and water and think that since they didn't order much, they only have t...
Posted by Mrs. Schober on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:33:00 PST