KRIS IS A SHIT HOLE BUM FUCK and hes like a total giraffe lover.......yeah u heard me ;) right more horrible stuff about Kris......he eats croissants with philadelphia cream cheese EWWWWWWW and what else.....hes like proper dumb bluds y'git me.....Y'KNO I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING RIGHT NOW BUT HE IS A TOTAL SLAG ANYWAY!! right so about me eh?.... i like to eat and drink and breathe...I AM IN LOVE WITH RAMMSTEIN.... im crazy tooo hahahaha i get naked easy if im drunk and i speak with a spanish/russian accent and i speak german fluently :s odd since i cant do it when im sober but hey. I like music any music anything that sounds good for what mood you are in I LOVE CKY AND BRANDON DICAMILLO and i love my friends because without id be a loner EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES THEY REALLY GET ON MY TITS BUT THEN AGAIN THATS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR AND ID BE SCREWED WITHOUT THEM I LOVE YOU GUYS XXXXXXXXXXX i said that bit in caps by accident and i cant be bummed to change it .......
Name: Ellie
Birthdate: haha i dont kno why should you
Birthplace: HOLES
Current Location: in bed
Eye Color: no i mean blue
Hair Color: CHEESE
Height: taller than a mouse....smaller than a house
Weight: pfftt i stay away from weighing machines
Piercings: belly bar, ears
Tatoos: NO
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yes i have a slag/cunt
Overused Phraze: SPELL PHRASE RIGHT IM SO ANGRY I FEEL SICK MAKE IT RIGHT
FAVORITES
Food: spicy stuff
Candy: whatwhatwhat
Number: 7
Color: ARE WE AMERICAN?? NOOOOOOOOOOOO COLOUUUUUR
Animal: tiger or panther
Drink: liquids.......
Alcohol Drink: yes please :)
Bagel: haha
Letter: 6
Body Part on Opposite sex: shoulders HAHAHARGH or arms or necks or backs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: cock
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BORGERKING
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawby
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla choclit
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: whats hot chocolate?
Kiss or Hug: hugs pwayse
Dog or Cat: dawg
Rap or Punk: punk-rap
Summer or Winter: NEVER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: no im ok actually
Love or Money: i would like both please :)
YOUR...
Bedtime: now
Most Missed Memory: frank
Best phyiscal feature: ......................................blood
First Thought Waking Up: music i want music OR something bed related
Goal for this year: do a backflip
Best Friends: many a friend yes dunno which ones
Fears: SPIDERS,HEIGHTS,AUNT JANYS
Heritage: whoowhoo
Longest relationship: EINE JAHR UND VIER MONAT
HAVE YOU...&..39;
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no.....HARGH
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no BECAUSE IM FAR TOO MAZING K THANX
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: pink (although technically its red according to SOME people who are fat n bald)
Favorite Hair Color: bald (apparently)
Short or Long: short
Height: taller than up please
Style: dressed preferably
Looks or Personality: i wud say personality but SOMEONE would say im lying (because he is fat n bald)
Hot or Cute UPSIDE DOWN
Drugs and Alcohol: eeeeeeeerrmmm NO because he is being luverly and being sensible for mich :)
Muscular or Really Skinny: MUSCLY
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: manymanymanymany
What country do you want to Visit: UGANDA
How do you want to Die: at 400 with a stake through my heart ;) YEAH U KNO
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes POWER POWER POWER
Get along with your Parents: yes they are very nice
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: no
Believe in Yourself: yes of course i do
Want to go to College: yes
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Drink: i do
Shower Daily: i do of course becuase u kno im a bit obsessed with water
Been in Love: YES
Do you Sing: i do ;) not well....but hey ur gay so hahahaha
Want to get Married: YES
Do you want Children: YES
Have your future kids names planned out: umm no why is this bit in yellow is it required?
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ........................
Hate anyone: many a person IM SO EVIL
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