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The Evan AKΩ71

I am here for Friends

About Me


-Evan Christopher Formalejo Coleto-
-5 Feet 10 Inches tall-
-Brown Eyes, Black Hair-
-Filipino/Chinese/Mexican/German/Irish-
AIM - coooleto
-Loves drinking room temperature water-
-Drinks up to half a gallon of milk a day-
-Kettle Korn eatin machine-
-Rocks that Timberland apparel-
-Straight up gambling fiend-
-Can't sleep without watching Sportscenter once a day-
-Virgin lungs and very proud of it-
-Food is my round the clock passion-
-Music is my everyday-
-Owning my own bowling alley is my ultimate dream-
-Really into playing Golf and Tennis, but cant watch it-
-Karaoke always means a good time-
-This is who I am, no more and no less-
Current Bowling Average - 205 =(
What else wanna know about me? I was born in southern cali and raised in northern cali. I'm pretty big if you see me in person. Bowling is my absolute most favorite sport in the world, and I'm always up for a challenge from anybody. I love following Baseball, Basketball and Football a whole lot. I love my car because its an extremely rare make by Nissan, and I never see anyone else with one. I have the amazing ability to make you laugh at any time. I am also part of this awesome fraternity known Alpha Kappa Ωmega, which has taught me a lot about myself and will hopefully help me better my life for future come. Anything else you want to know, drop a line, and I'll return the favor.
Brotherhood for Life
My mom hates our cats apparently

My Interests

Usual/ordinary GUY things:
-Bowling
-Golden State Warriors
-San Francisco Giants
-San Francisco 49ers
-Poker
-Video Games
-ESPN
-WWE Wrestling
-Marvel Comics
-Anime
-Sleeping
There's A LOT more than that

I'd like to meet:


-My dad again one day
-People who can talk Marvel with me
-That girl who will be instrumental to my life
-Fellow bowlers(if you palm the ball, you dont count)
-Someone to shoot that damn rooster that keeps crowing all night near my house. (OMFG!)

Music:

These guys are cool:
-The Neptunes
-A Tribe Called Quest
-John Legend
-Kanye West
-Common
-Talib Kweli
-K-Ci and JoJo
-Michael Jackson
-R. Kelly
-Alicia Keys
-Ludacris
-Jon B
-Boyz II Men
-Stevie B
-Red Hot Chili Peppers
-Wu-Tang Clan
-Jay-Z
-N*E*R*D

Movies:

I like....movies...they're cool...I guess:
-Training Day
-Office Space
-Star Wars
-Don't Be A Menace
-Romeo Must Die
-The Rundown
-Happy Gilmore
-Old School
-Dodgeball
-Road Trip

There's an ass-load of more movies I love, but I'm not gonna sit here and name them all.

Television:

The "Idiot Box" is a huge part of my life. Isn't it to everyone and theirs?

These are the shows I watch on a daily basis:
-Sportscenter
-The Simpsons
-Family Guy
-Friends
-Futurama
-Law and Order
-South Park
-C.S.I.
-Fresh Prince
-Giants/49ers/Warriors Games
-WWE Raw and Smackdown
-The Boondocks
-Disney Channel

Books:

I'm not a big fan of books, but I do read magazines front to back is if they were books.

You'll always catch me flippin through the pages of these:
-Electronic Gaming Monthly
-Maxim
-Sports Illustrated
-Playboy
-XXL
-Import Tuner
-Scratch

And anything else in which the cover will imediately catch the corner of my eye, or just looks interesting.

Heroes:

Currently accepting applications.

My Blog

Alpha Kappa Omega

After 3 1/2 months of new experiences, good times, bad times, and everything in between, I'm so glad that me and my pledge bros were able to cross-over into Alpha Kappa Omega, and accept the life of b...
Posted by The Evan AKΩ71 on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:44:00 PST

756 is not tainted.

This is for everyone who is a Giants fan, baseball fan, sports fan, etc. If you are not any, hit the back button, and do not bother reading this.Barry Bonds is probably one of the most hated athletes...
Posted by The Evan AKΩ71 on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:40:00 PST

Everything there is to know

full name: Evan Christopher Formalejo Coletonickname(s): Evs, Ev-Man, fatassbirthday: February 9th, 1986where were you born: San Diego, CAzodiac sign: Aquariusheight: 5'10''weight: 250 somthinhair col...
Posted by The Evan AKΩ71 on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:01:00 PST

FUCK THE HYPHY MOVEMENT

You heard me say it..
Posted by The Evan AKΩ71 on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:45:00 PST

Nevada Gamblings

I am gonna be posting my Reno/Las Vegas gambling winnings and losses for fun.  Its all accurate and precise.  So go ahead and laugh, or aww in amazement.Slots: +$13BlackJack: EvenPoker: -$67...
Posted by The Evan AKΩ71 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Enemy List

These are a list of things I do not like. I would say hate, but thats a harsh word...Don't end up on my list..!1. The 10 pin in bowling. Costed me numerous perfect games. ( no fuck that, I HATE that d...
Posted by The Evan AKΩ71 on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 02:05:00 PST