Competitive reeb drinking; Kicking over baby carriages; Pissing on my neighbors azalea bushes.
Lando Calrissian, Razor Ramone, etc.
Filthy Fuckers 28, Dirty Debutants 9, and Rudy
Reading is for pussies
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase (before he turned into a Jebus-Freak)-------Chopper Read, Evel Knievel, 1980's Mike Tyson