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About Me

Totally bamboozled by the tinterweb, but it seems like this is the kewl thing to be doing, so here i am. Coz i am totally kewl you know. Rock etc. I considered going off on one of my little rants in this bit, then i thought why the hell would i do that? What is this section really all about? Things should be more clearly labeled, then these problems wouldnt arise. Like say you were in a supermarket and you were looking for rice. You'd go to the aisle marked rice n pasta n that stuff right? But what if you were looking not for your normal run of the mill rice, but in fact pudding rice? I think you'll find that then you would be in completely the wrong aisle even though it clearly says rice and that is indeed what you're looking for! Pah. Clearer labeling people.......What?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality TestI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Yep, i definately have those. Lots of interests. uhu

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. You know, someday like.

Music:

Yep i like music too. Dont think i know anyone who doesnt to be honest. Seems like a weird kinda question don't you think? Or maybe its just a statement of fact. "Music"

Movies:

Haven't been in any yet, but as soon as i am i'll let you know. Imdb here i come! Ooh my ear just did a weird popping thing. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Television:

Yes, i have one. One of them in this house even has digital! Freeview, but still better than nothing right? Yeah, the one in my room is pretty old. It does this crazy thing where you turn it on but the sound is right down near enough off (although it doesn't have a mute button). It does this because when my sister and i used to try and sneakily watch television when we were meant to be in bed, we turned the tv on and hit the volume down button at the same time. Well trained machine, does it every time now! Goo goo ga choo

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird is my favourite. Plus Harry Potter. Plus anything thats lying around coz really im not fussy. ;)

Heroes:

I wanna believe for all the rest of us who are flailing around in this abyss, trying to feel what we're supposed to feel in order to connect in meaningful ways. I wanna believe that real, true connection among human beings is actually possible. And supposedly, marriage connects us. I mean, supposedly it improves our moral fiber and all. Which begs the question: why do these crazy, creepy, defending-the-family crusaders think it's a bad thing for gays? I mean, why can't they just wish us well? Hypocrites. Because we're goin' to Canada, people, whether you like it or not, to take our best shot at this connection. And if we fail, it is not because we are less wholesome than you are. Please. I mean, you guys have been failing at this miserably since the beginning of recorded history. And if we succeed, and our love connections actually flourish, and there's a little less loneliness in the world, then even I might start believing in miracles" I love Alice

My Blog

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Hello!I realised that i havent put anything new up in this little section for quite some time, and i really should be keeping it more up to date. Since last i blogged, many things have happened. I swa...
Posted by Joolz on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:19:00 PST

24 hour flat rates

Merry Christmas peeps! And a Happy New Year etc blah blah....... Most random Christmas of my life so far - drank a lot on Chirstmas Eve, then got on a bus at 3.30am and headed to the beach. Paddled in...
Posted by Joolz on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST

sand sand everywhere

Well, i went swimming at the beach. In December!! I'm back in Brissie at the mo, back from my big Kiwi adventure. I had so much fun over there - its an incredible country to see, and theres just so da...
Posted by Joolz on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:27:00 PST

hour + alarm + sound

I did a bungee jump! and climbed a glacier! and went on a jet boat down a river! New Zealand fucking rocks bro........
Posted by Joolz on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST

tampering with equipment will result in eviction

arse. just had a whole thing typed out, then hit cancel instead of preview and post. Bollocks! Im alive, im in Melbourne working, and im off other places soon. Was the gist like. ohoOHHOHOHHOHOH I wen...
Posted by Joolz on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST

go your own way

Hello blog!I'm not doing the best job of keeping this up to date am i? At least its going better than my group emails, of which i have sent out 2. In 6 months. Ahh the shame.Anywho, I shall now attemp...
Posted by Joolz on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST

mmmmm coffeeeeeeeee

http://community.webshots.com/user/joolzw answers on a postcard please.
Posted by Joolz on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:44:00 PST

Get the goyter checked woman!!

hello there. how are you? i am fine.Wow, where did June go then? I've had the craziest month or two, but it is now coming to an end. I've been up here in Bundaberg, working my ass off in the ...
Posted by Joolz on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:29:00 PST

isotonic makes you faster

im in Bundaberg! i worked a 12 hour shift yesterday, and an 11 hour one the day before. rocking it out. will blog soon, when i get the energy, and im not drunk......... keep it real!
Posted by Joolz on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:53:00 PST

blueberry muffin craving

Iv worked out whats been bugging me this last week or so - this part of the world doesnt do Autumn! Or Spring! The crazy buggers up(down) here just go from summer to winter, then back again. And when ...
Posted by Joolz on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:43:00 PST