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Oh my god, I just saw Twilight and my stomach still hurts. Hollywood ruined the characters. low budget, low budget, low budget. Twilight, the book, has a piece of my heart while Twilight, the movie, h...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 16:43:00 GMT

WoW

WoW I just accepted a traveling speech-language pathologist position with a staffing agency. My first assignment is in Yuma, Colorado. It is a 4 week position that has the possibility of lasting 13 we...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 20:18:00 GMT

Jesus Loves You: Part II

As I key in the secret code that allows only those of sound mind to enter, I hear the distant sound of "Jesus Loves You." I chime-in. Rounding the corner, I see, Rosemary, one of the demented. As...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 13:53:00 GMT

Scattered Showers

Today's forecast: black with scattered showers. I woke up upset. My mind is full with all of the problems I am having at work with the nursing staff. I learned later that an old friend is angry w...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 20:09:00 GMT

Fine

What is the most mundane, automatice phrase amongst mid-westerners? "Hello, how are you?" to which everyone automatically responds..."Fine." This question-answer is such routine that we...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 15:01:00 GMT

Will you help me look for my marbles? I've lost my marbles.

I work with old people--people who are demented, who have alzheimer's disease. It would be absurd for me to tell you that I caught dementia...or would it? I  have lost my short term&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 20:33:00 GMT

Esoteric much?

The Lonely Speech-Language Pathologist I share my work space inside the Rehab Gym with other therapists. There are 3 physical therapists (or the PT clique), 2 Occupational therapists (or the OT clique...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:33:00 GMT

those golden oldies

Sometimes I see patients in the alzheimer's unit of the nursing home.This unit is reserved for those who are severely demented and need special care. This particular night, I was providing therapy for...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 11:25:00 GMT

A Cinematic Denny's Story By Beth and Coly

No movies were harmed in the making of this story.... One fine day, at my big, fat, greek wedding, I noticed a striptease happening in the secret garden near the reception area. I witnessed my new mon...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 20:21:00 GMT

Kids these days...

It is the duty of the younger generations to remind the older generations of just how old they are, how unhip they are. Many of us have done this to our parents. I remember my mom and I listening...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 14:39:00 GMT