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Hollywood!!!

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About Me

Be warned! I am off the "hook", the "chain", the "grid", the "charts", and most importantly, the "wagon"! I'm really very easy to get along with because wherever your alley is, I'm up it. I have a loaded God complex and would gladly consume your soul to prolong my youth. I like Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain, and peeing in the shower. I never sweat the petty things and rarely pet the sweaty things. I often ramble incoherantly but it makes perfect sense to me so get out of my brain! If you were thirsty and I was a drink, I would be a can of Thunda! I love you!! So until I see you next, take it easy and if it's easy take it twice. DISCLAIMER: This is the internet. Nothing is real. If you are here to be serious, do not associate yourself with me!

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I got 99 problems but a bitch STILL ain't one!!!Freeway hustle hard on you bitches!

Music:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

My Blog

"Skater" kids

Due to my habit of quizzical observation of life around me I often come upon questions that leave me scratching my head. The city put up a skateboard park at the community center not to far to my hous...
Posted by Hollywood!!! on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:45:00 PST

For my sweety

As I stumbled through my day today so many negative things occured to me. I thought about being tired and overburdened. I pondered endless bills and a tight money situation. It made perfect ...
Posted by Hollywood!!! on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:00:00 PST

Lyrics to a hit Lenny Kravitz song or jibberish written by a retarted kindergarten girl...

I wish that I could flyInto the skySo very highJust like a dragonflyI'd fly above the treesOver the seas in all degreesTo anywhere I pleaseOh I want to get awayI want to fly awayYeah yeah yeahLet's go...
Posted by Hollywood!!! on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:33:00 PST

In a nutshell...

We bring ourselves down, And build ourselves up in disappointment. How fragile we are So fragile we are, we just don't show it... We'll shake up this town, And shoot down the stars for our enjoyment....
Posted by Hollywood!!! on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:04:00 PST

Retard diary vol. 1

I are lucky. Mine girlfriend makes the college and reads books up. She does smart but my brain disn't think good. She wulls made me rich one time. I've had trying to make her breakfast but I pooped in...
Posted by Hollywood!!! on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:09:00 PST

You think you're better than me?

You're not smart! You buy shit from smart people. 99.9% of the people on this planet do not understand the inner workings of this complex world in which we live. Most of us like to pretend we do. If y...
Posted by Hollywood!!! on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:26:00 PST

On censorship...

Artistic ideology is sabotaged as well as censored and silenced, and it appears that it will always be this way. Thousands of examples can be quoted in which artistic expression is fiercely broke...
Posted by Hollywood!!! on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:58:00 PST

Odd but true me facts (to be updated when I think of them)

I am one of the 7 people who actually paid to watch the Spice Girl's movie Spice World. I have an unatural hatred for spelling errors. I have paid money for a Justin Timberlake cd. I am so anal a...
Posted by Hollywood!!! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

A little me time...

Some kids piss their name in the snow. I piss my name into concrete. My calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; noone fools me. I once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Is...
Posted by Hollywood!!! on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:55:00 PST

Fuck Idaho!!!

  Give Idaho back to Britain. I hate Idaho drivers. I know, I know, everybody has a local horror story about bad drivers, but until you've experienced the lofty heights of ineptitude of an Ida...
Posted by Hollywood!!! on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 09:07:00 PST