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Lukey B

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About Me



Howdy, my name is Luke Micheal Cheyne Boardman, I live in the wondertown that is Haverhill, Suffolk in the UK. On weekends I hunt shark and at night I fight crime as 'The Masked Muffin'. I hibernate through the winter and I go on regular trips to the Antarctic. Every now and then I enjoy the occasional fruit bat and theres nothing like a good goblet of poisenous magma to round of my day.

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BEST READERS LETTER EVER!

This a readers letter I read in Viz Magazine today, made me laugh so hard i pooed a little - We are constantly having to see 'clammy bottoms' on nappy adverts these days, so how about seeing some of t...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:16:00 GMT

5 films that you should watch that you probably havent...

(yes i know its a long winded title, I couldnt think of anything snappier) 1. Brick Such an original and groundbreaking film is hard to put it justice on paper. Its a high school drama turned film Noi...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:48:00 GMT

Stick it up your Bodcast

I've developed an obbsession with downloading weekly sound files of people talking about things, thus things are called podcasts and here is my definitive list for all who are new too the concept 1. T...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:39:00 GMT

Film 2007

The following are films that are gonna be funkin AWESOME this year, including some films that are already out that u should watch NOW Hot Fuzz - seen it twice already, best british comedy since Shaun ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:34:00 GMT

download pt 2

as i have finaly got a keyboard that works i thought i should finish the 2nd half of my download festival 2006 blog, i cant be assed to go into detail so ill tell u about how i almost shat myself on t...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:15:00 GMT

Down-fuckin-load: Metal, Beer and Riots {part one}

Wednesday After a long nightmare of a journey with my road-scared mother we finaly arrived at Donnington Park. Already I could see that it seemed like a much better organised festival, even though the...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 17:13:00 GMT

10 reasons to go to Download...

1. Metallica (!!!) 2. The Prodigy 3. KoRn 4. The Deftones (yes jardine lap it up) 5. Sikth 6. Trivium 7. Inflames 8. Dragonforce 9. Thisismenace 10. Soil
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 04:27:00 GMT

you know what really grinds my gears...

NEWSFLASH, GCI CAN LOOK SHIT! What happened to the good old days of films like Evil Dead, Star Wars and Labrynth that used prosthetics, cheap anamatronics and stop motion to create monsters, creatures...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 04:08:00 GMT

QI with Stephen Fry

last night was brilliant. me, charlotte, adam, bish, dan, steve, ben and ben went to be in the audience for QI, the comedy general knowledge celebrity panel show. After meandering through HMV for abou...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:11:00 GMT

Heavy metal backlash

hmm.. lets see Tool or Frans Ferdinand? METALLICA or Muse? GnR or Pearl Jam? Trivuim or Belle and Fucking Sebastion? fuck reading, the line up has slowely deteriorated over the past years and now its ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:46:00 GMT