ok seriously |
the only reason i am writing anything is to point out that one of the moods on myspace is 'crunk'. i mean... who blogs when they are crunk? seriously.
also - one of the most common complaints i seem t...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:30:00 GMT |
Getting your tonsils removed is awesome |
Best decision of my life. I still can't decide what I like best about it.
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 18:41:00 GMT |
my favorite anti-inflammatory steroid shot |
cortisone is straight from heaven.
except when it crystallizes after being injected into my shoulder.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 14:45:00 GMT |
why janna levin is dead to me |
theoretical physicist janna levin just stated on the colbert report that she believes that universe is finite and has a spherical shape.
i find her claim to be very disappointing as i had always hoped...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 21:23:00 GMT |
metaphors are similes; similes are like metaphors |
there is no nice way to say this. it will most likely hurt your feelings to hear this. fortunately, i am a borderline sociopath and therefore i am not subject to the tortures of guilt.
it has to be sa...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 22:04:00 GMT |
the scale ruses |
i really wanna lose 3 pounds.
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 21:17:00 GMT |
