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Matt(y)

I have one of my best friends in my top friends.

About Me

You can't spell Meriden without Me.

My Interests

I sometimes enjoy: drums, sand castles, dance parties, nba jam, beards, the mall
I mostly dislike: People that are more attractive, stronger or smarter than me. I also dislike when people use HTML or page editers on their myspace, other than simple spaces and image codes.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who would love a midget despite the fact that he may or may not have a small penis. He's still almost a human being and probably has some kind of feelings. I'll bet he wouldn't want to put it in your huge vagina anyways.

Music:

piebald, jay-z, white stripes, kanye west, foo fighters, guns n roses, mates of state, ella fitzgerald, In reality though I REALLY hate music.

Movies:

"You were in love with a boy?!? That's silly."

Television:

30 rock, the office, dexter.

Books:

on tape.

Heroes:

this guy
Shark vs Octopus

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