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About Me

THE INDECENT CIGAR EMPORIUM IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING MAJOR REDEVELOPMENT - PLEASE WATCH THIS SPACE I EDITED MY PROFILE WITH A BIG STICK.
whateverlife.comTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: The Indecent Cigar Emporium Birthday: Sometime around 2004 Birthplace: Dublin Current Location: Dublin Eye Color: Varied Hair Color: Varied Height: Collectively, about 11' 10" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: is ours now. The Shoes You Wore Today: were to die for Your Weakness: will be your downfall Your Fears: will probably not be realised, depending on how realistic / lucky a person you are. Your Perfect Pizza: sounds nice, can we rob a couple of slices? Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish the album (soon! This is not an empty promise!) Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: is starting to get on our nerves. Thoughts First Waking Up: are usually sticky Your Best Physical Feature: our sense of humour Your Bedtime: Sunday Your Most Missed Memory: our past lives Pepsi or Coke: Lucozade MacDonalds or Burger King: are reliable sources of covert meat substitutes Single or Group Dates: Dates? Sorry, but no thanks - the only dried up fruit we've got time for is Michael Jackson Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't ask stupid questions. Chocolate or Vanilla: Godzilla Cappuccino or Coffee: Mochafrappacinarama with iced diamonds and a dollop of mercury Do you Smoke: Yes. Do you Swear: Yes, we swear we smoke! Jeez, not very trusting, are you? Do you Sing: Yes, like a bee, and float like a barfly Do you Shower Daily: Together, no. Have you Been in Love: We never even got to meet Arthur Lee Do you want to go to College: Clown college, maybe... Do you want to get Married: No, we're just friends Do you believe in yourself: I've seen us, we're real Do you get Motion Sickness: Not from motion, anyway Do you think you are Attractive: No, we think we are a tractor. Are you a Health Freak: Ha! There's definitely something freakish going on with our health anyway... Do you get along with your Parents: Not as well as we get along with yours. How are they, by the way? Do you like Thunderstorms: Dunno, what kind of stuff do they play? Do you play an Instrument: Have a guess In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh my, no. We're good boys. Oh wait, alcohol...yes. In the past month have you Smoked: I smoked a salmon, but it gave me a sore throat. In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is salmon a drug? In the past month have you gone on a Date: not with eachother anyway. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does dodgy chicken count? In the past month have you been on Stage: No! In the past month have you been Dumped: No, it was a mutual agreement! MUTUAL!!! Anyways, if everything goes according to plan, hopefully we'll find a big-wig record company to dump us. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the traditional sense, no In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The hearts of the nation..? No. Ever been Drunk: Don't make us repeat ourselves. Ever been called a Tease: We've been known to be at ease, alright. Ever been Beaten up: Only with words. And some other, more solid things. Ever Shoplifted: Does it still count if the thing you shoplifted wasn't yours? How do you want to Die: Non-figuratively and off-stage What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A younger version of ourselves. What country would you most like to Visit: Tullamore In a Boy/Girl: you will find organs and other wet stuff. Favourite Eye Color: No Favourite Hair Color: Nein Short or Long Hair: Sure, why not. Height: Love baby, don't height. Weight: Wuv? Best Clothing Style: You're really starting to bore the shit out of us now. Number of Drugs I have taken: We didn't TAKE them, we're just borrowing them. Number of CDs I own: We used to have shares in Celine Dion, how's that? Number of Piercings: Piercing glare, that's about it though. Number of Tattoos: Does a freckle count as a tattoo? If so, none. Number of things in my Past I Regret: How should we know? You have figure this shit out for yourself man, now fuck off and stop asking stupid questions.Thank you.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 31/01/2006
Band Members: Honedog "Barry" HoneDan TasticBackporch Barry Son-GleeRags to Richie McPowermanCaptain Dano KablammoMartin Longarmofthelaw
Influences: The Muppets; Tom Waits featuring The Muppets; Girly Gno-mez; Delta Blues; Delta Booze; The Fraggles; Albert Hoffman; travelling gypsy-types distributing gypsy-music and gypsy-curses alike; 80's computer game music; Circus music; Music that gets stuck in your head when you're still too out of it to sleep (see also: Tom Waits and Circus music; see also also: Albert Hoffman, as he more than likely had a hand in the whole thing). All in all, just about any influence that you can get under.
Sounds Like: Gin recent guitar emplore ian.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

ALBUM FINISHED!!!

That's right , Cowboys in Crayon, our first album - is finished. Done. Finito. Komplett. Uh, completo and so on. Expect the songs to be up first thing next week. "BUT WHAT'S NEXT?!?" you may be asking...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 05:12:00 GMT

Recordage

Recordage has commenced! Soon nobody will be safe!!!
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:56:00 GMT

SUN DANCE!!!! Everyone invited (come alone)

That's right, people. Summer has bypassed Ireland this year in favour of sunnier climates. I think we were all a bit concerned when several animals (those crafty birds in particular) started this...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:23:00 GMT

A trifle stifled...

...is how we are feeling right now. The lack of recording equipment is really starting to get to the Indecent Cigar Emporium. I'm trying to figure out a way to transfer all this new music we've writte...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:53:00 GMT

"Spurious" - Definition

Plausible, but false Lacking authenticity or validity in essence or origin; not genuine; false. Of illegitimate birth. Botany. Similar in appearance but unlike in structure or function. Used of pla...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:23:00 GMT

It's been a while...

...but after a summer-long hiatus, primarily a result of the Hone Dawg's technical absence (fartin' around Asia, he was), the Indecent Cigar Emporium is back on track. So stop panicking and hop on the...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:32:00 GMT