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The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc}

She was the summer of love..

About Me

my name... is Jonathan. but ppl call me Jon. cuz its shorter. and who really feels like adding on the Onathan with it? i like to poop. I WORK EVERYWHERE! i like otter pops..dont give me tequila. my friend Deanna has a fish that bites fingers and a female dog with balls.. my friend Jessica is related to Paris Hilton and has a sister who eats Salami.. my black friend Larry has a cool car but its hella slow and i can beat him at a race anyday. my dog for some reason likes to take up my whole bed when im trying to sleep. Ive been drunk many times. Most of the time the end of the night ends up with me falling asleep with my head barried in the toilet bowl. if i do drink, i do it till i puke my burrito from burrito king..mmmm. ...or my pride. I have a burnt orange colored car that is known as the love train...(POS) i enjoy throwing shit @ ppl.. so if none of this doesnt make too much sense... good cuz it shouldnt.

My Interests

cheap hookers on 9th street.

I'd like to meet:

Gene Simmons. Richard Simmons. the monopoly man. the man or woman who invented tick tack toe. Bob Saget. Robert Plant. Kurt Cobain. Larrys mom. Donald Trump. the next person to win the lotto.

Music:

i like music. chea. Sublime. chea. Scarlet bagonias chea. Haha.. thizzle dance. good times

Movies:


How Are You Going To Die?
Someones Gon' F*ck You Up...
That's right, you are going to get the hell beaten out of you... Most likely by a complete stranger. It may also involve a little stabbing... Nasty.

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How long can u last in bed???

Between 30 and 45 minutes
Not too short but not too long. U keep it fun but limited. U keep your partner guessing and don't give away all your techniques in one night. It gives them something to look forward to other days but yet you still have time for the foreplay and some experimenting.

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Books:


Myspace Layouts

Heroes:

Jeff Derma,Batman,Leah Robinson, Josh Adams,Johns Incredible Pizza. Dollar Tree. the 20 dollar bill. Abraham Lincoln.... your grandpas sisters friends daughter...

My Blog

Thizzlamic.

So im sitting here wondering "what the fuck am i doing with my life?" I should be out getting a job and saving it up for money. But everytime i do get money, i dont save it .. i use it to buy the shit...
Posted by The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc} on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

Im'a Hero.

So i saved a dogs life today. It was a cold morning in Ceres. I  walked home from my ex girlfriends house. The bird were chirping, the kids were playing, and the immigrants were running. It was a...
Posted by The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc} on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST

fill this out homie Gs

ANSWER THESE. just copy and paste and fill out. thanks i love you(i stole this.)WHAT WOULD YOU DO iF:I said I liked you:I kissed you:I lived next door to you:I started smoking:I stole something:I was ...
Posted by The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc} on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:33:00 PST

memories..~

If you read this, even if i dont speak to you often, you must post a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. Then post this to your blog. See wha...
Posted by The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fill it out yo~

y=yes n=no m=maybe WOULD YOU... [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] want to get in my pants? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take m...
Posted by The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i knew i wasnt that pathetic

oh yeah. im dating the girl thats Employee of the Month at Little Ceasars. damn im such a studd... i mean come on. how many guys are that lucky to have a gf thats Employee of the Month at Little Ceasa...
Posted by The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

have fun with this one.. u prolly dont know many~

Let`s see how much you know about me! =] `What is my first name: `What about my middle name: `When did i arrive on earth: `Do i have any pets: `If so, how many do i have and what are their name(s...
Posted by The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh fun.. do it cuz u love me

.1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you ever consider going out with me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked i...
Posted by The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FILL this out buddddddys.. lol

WOULD YOU.... [_] go out with me? [_] give me your number? (ur number= __________) (lol) [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] let me take you out to dinner? [_] let ...
Posted by The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FILL IT OUT FOR FREE SEX! HAHA

WHAT WOULD YOU DO iF: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I stole something: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: WHAT DO YOU THiNK ABOUT MY: ...
Posted by The Burrito King stole my mexican{bkc} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST