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Oe (the J is silent)

I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

About Me


Now with 50% more trans fat! ® .

I live in a home made of mud, sticks and recycled tires

I dabble in the dark arts and am a black belt in Haidong Gumdo

I often turn my right blinker on when I want to go left.

I have become a super-flyweight drinker in my old age. I am infamous for my ability to have a few cocktails and spontaneously vomit on myself. nice!

My last name is Force. And no, you aren't clever for making a reference to Star Wars.

I was an Amway salesman but had to give up the lifestyle because I am allergic to the laundry detergent.

I have travelled the talk show circuit talking about spirituality and romance including high profile stints on Dr. Phil, Oprah and the Tony Danza show.

I like to base jump from small buildings.

I come from the land down under.

References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me.

My Interests

Soccer, getting angry when renovating my house, landscaping, ripping off new music, Starbucks, sleep, spending large amounts of cash on seamingly worthless repairs (cars, house, pets, etc.), architecture, architecture, architecture ...

I'd like to meet:

Aquaman. Team Zissou. The cast of California Dreams. California Raisins. People who still like to 'raise the roof'. The cat on the hot tin roof. The Tin Man. Rin Tin Tin. Rikki-Tiki-Tavi. Tiki Bob. Bob the Builder. Bob Barker. A carnival barker. A cruiseship captain. Captain Steubing. The Skipper. The millionaire (and his wife).

Music:

Year of the Rabbit, Figurines, Failure, She Wants Revenge, Papa Vegas, Death Cab for Cutie, Depeche Mode, Postal Service, Brand New, Bloc Party, The Killers, M83, Muse, Morcheeba, Portishead, Kent, Earlimart, Gorillaz, Massive Attack, Scratching Post, New Order, Jurassic 5, Travis, Garbage, Snow Patrol, The Ataris, Metric, Client, Emiliana Torrini, Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Johnny Cash, Thom Yorke, Frou Frou

Movies:

Fight Club. Pulp Fiction. Unbreakable. 7even. Super Size Me (stop eating that shite people). Beautiful Girls (the best almost-sick-and-wrong romance story ever). Indiana Jones. Star Wars. Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2. Garden State. The Goonies. LA Confidential. The Matrix. The Usual Suspects. Sixth Sense (get this; the kid sees dead people!). Almost any John Hughes movie from the eighties. Anything dorky and Sci-fi.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica (coolest show in space). Lost. Scrubs. Significant Others (R.I.P.). My Name is Earl. Grey's Anatomy. Over There (R.I.P.). 24. CSI. Anthony Bourdain. Gilligan's Island.

Books:

Freakonomics. Cryptonomicon. Purple Cow. Band of Brothers.

Heroes:

Most heroes remain nameless (deep!). Some people that I admire: Teddy Roosevelt, Martin L. Gore, Steve Wynn (not the 'Higher Love' guy), Leonardo DaVinci, that painter who cut off his ear, Dad, Aquaman, Tony Little and his hair. James Dicks - for showing me the way to financial freedom. Boxcar Willie. Zamfir.

My Blog

A show so great it makes Nickelback sound good

It's not as nerdy as you'd think. Battlestar Galactica Trailer  
Posted by Oe (the J is silent) on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:05:00 PST

6 weird things/habits about myself

I will play this game from Regina J. Gort but I have a no chain [anything] policy so I won't be passing it on. For those at home please play along. 6 weird things/habits about myself - 1. I say NO t...
Posted by Oe (the J is silent) on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:35:00 PST

The *TRUE* iPod Shuffle

This is the ultimate iPod Shuffle. I shuffled my songs and picked the first twenty five. No edits, no excuses for stupid songs. :) 1. Morcheeba Fear and Love 2. Radiohead Fake Plastic Trees ...
Posted by Oe (the J is silent) on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:00:00 PST

Revelations 4.12

When chatting with a group of co-workers never assume that they'll all agree with you that everyone picks their nose while driving. In fact, assume that only *you* pick your nose in your car and ...
Posted by Oe (the J is silent) on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:22:00 PST

A poetic song about the mountain called Monkey

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived, their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world, obscured as it was by great cloud...
Posted by Oe (the J is silent) on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:20:00 PST

Official Guide to Locker Room Etiquette

Men are pigs. This is never more apparent than when working out at the gym. With this in mind, I have decided to write the "Official Guide to Locker Room Etiquette". 1. A six-foot rule applies at all...
Posted by Oe (the J is silent) on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:00:00 PST

Quitter's Suck...

... and should burn in an eternal lake of fire!
Posted by Oe (the J is silent) on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:17:00 PST

Warning: Speed Hump ahead

Driving back from a meeting yesterday I realized that there is a person I know nothing about but strongly admire. Having to deal with the subtle maneuvering of the corporate world to get projects...
Posted by Oe (the J is silent) on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 08:51:00 PST

Stupid Technology Must Die!

I'm typing this from the Web enabled TV in my room. It is probably the worst technology ever. It's slow, has a display of about 320x200 pixels and has an interface that is built specifically to piss m...
Posted by Oe (the J is silent) on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:58:00 PST

New York Trip Day Zero and One

My trip to New York began like any other trip. A 4 1/2 hour drive from northern michigan in a blinding snowstorm, a power outage, picking the damn dogs up from the kennel after finding out it was $200...
Posted by Oe (the J is silent) on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:09:00 PST