checking road kill to see if they are dead and picking gum from under tables teasing small dogs playing in traffic with a bag on my head preferably paper in my room playing with my weener(dog you perv) chasing small kids and stealling their lunch money handing out carmel covered onions on halloween
anyone who wants to chat im easy going porn stars midgets and hot chicks that like guys with small hands and feet im very approachable so if you have something unintelligent to say go ahead i will listen if it will get me in your pants or at least a blow job in the parking lot oh and being the gentleman i am i will tap you on the head before im done
i listen to anything from country to r&b my favorite is when you play the slobbering blues on my flesh flute now thats a great tune
blazing saddles is my favorite joe dirt is a close second anything with naked chicks anything with 2 naked chicks and a cucumber
yup i have one and its big cuz i hear size matters and i have small hands and feet
i loved hooked on phonics playboy and maxim amything with pictures national geograpic just love to look at them titties
ronald mcdonald the homeless people that beg for change they are so brave to talk to strangers linda lovesless i cant believe she got that whole thing in her mouth