Sunday Morning Sex |
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather ...
Posted by Kathy on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 09:16:00 PST |
ER tips I so love this one!!!!! |
If you don't work in emergency services, you might find this harsh...Here are some tips to those who may end up in an ER, be it yourself or a family member. 1. Yes, Gravida 7 at age 22 means you ARE a...
Posted by Kathy on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 09:14:00 PST |
Think before you speak |
Have you ever spoken and wished that you couldimmediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole?Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....FIRST EXAMPLE:I walked into a h...
Posted by Kathy on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:20:00 PST |
Born 1930 - 1979 ???? |
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked
and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, a...
Posted by Kathy on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:39:00 PST |
Second Amendment Reminder |
FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone 3. Colt: T...
Posted by Kathy on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST |
Inflight Announcements from Air Line Crews |
THIS IS RATHER LONG, BUT MOST WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD LAUGH! I HAD SEEN A LOT OF THEM BEFOREbut one or two were relative new
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in f...
Posted by Kathy on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:20:00 PST |
Tithing Pays |
Tithing Pays!Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island .Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then proceededto run all over the island to see if they had any ...
Posted by Kathy on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:04:00 PST |
Southern Women |
Southern women appreciate their natural assets:Clean skinA winning smile.That unforgettable Southern drawl.Southern women know their manners:"Yes, ma'am.""Yes, sir.""Why, no, Billy!"Southern women hav...
Posted by Kathy on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:55:00 PST |
Views on Aging |
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?...
Posted by Kathy on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:38:00 PST |
Texas stomps California... What Now Surfer Boy? |
CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right o...
Posted by Kathy on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:16:00 PST |
