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About Me

I don't know anyone named Ernesto. I find that quite disappointing because I think Ernesto would be adventurous and fun! Don't you think?

I just don't like Animal Planet. I don't. I tried. It doesn't entertain me in the least.

I made a pecan pie tonight. It looks good.

I think my favorite word or words is or are gravy boat. Is that one word or two? No matter, whenever noun comes up in Mad Libs, that is the word that immediately comes to mind.

I long to learn to do this:

My Interests

I am interested in television shows with no redeeming value what so ever

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Phil and someone named Ernesto

Music:

Modest Mouse, Butthole Surfers, Beck, Motley Crue, Neil Diamond, Tenacious D, Neil Sedaka, Smokey Robinson, Bill Withers, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Joan Jett, Tommy James, Donovan, and so much more, my Friend.

Movies:

This is my favorite movie. And this is by far the greatest scene ever ever ever in the history of movies.
This runs a very close second.
I also dig:
The Big Lebowski, Happy, TX, Little Miss Sunshine, The Shining, Urban Cowboy (shut up, it's good!), Popeye, Wild at Heart, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Hudsucker Proxy, Kotch, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, and Xanadu.
There are more. But, I don't feel like writing anymore.

Television:

Roseanne, The Office, The Office, SNL, Absolutely Fabulous, The Sopranos, Deadwood, and I am sure some more. In fact, I know there are more. But, I can't think of them or are far to embarrassed to write the here.

Books:

Heroes:

My Blog

I had no idea I was so attractive

So, it seems all the kids are doing these "Who is your Celebrity Look-Alike" quizes and whatnot. So, I think that it might be neat to do one myself. Well, I had no idea how attractive I wa...
Posted by Laurapalozza on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:39:00 PST

10 Things

I forgot to do this. So, now I will. 1. I dig Motown music. Seriously. It is awesome.2. I use the mouthwash that turns your tartar or plaque blue. It is for kids &nb...
Posted by Laurapalozza on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:36:00 PST

Look what I just wasted money on!

Aren't they fucking rad? I feel so Nancy Sinatra. No one can stop a girl in go go boots!
Posted by Laurapalozza on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST

I wish Mama's Family was on

That's it. Nothing else to say. I can't sleep, and I have an inkling to watch Mama's Family. Dammit for not being on TBS or WGN. I mean, isn't that the only show they own the r...
Posted by Laurapalozza on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

Jim's Bedtime Stories

These are awesome, as is Jim! Everyone should know Jim. He is Orlando in my friends. But, these are funny. I think he is some kind of genius that is being wasted on Earth! ..S...
Posted by Laurapalozza on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:24:00 PST

They are dropping like flies

So, first it was Ann. Then it was Molly. And now it is Anna. What the fuck is the deal with all the women I like dropping dead! Now, I am sure I will get lots of flack for sayi...
Posted by Laurapalozza on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST

The people upstairs

The people who live above me, I believe, are training fot the Annual Move Your Furniture Around the House for Hours-athon. They are going to win. They are very good at it. They...
Posted by Laurapalozza on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

The Soup

is probably one of the funniest shows ever. I don't know if anyone even watches it, but it is really, really funny. Far funnier than when it was even Talk Soup which I loved. But rea...
Posted by Laurapalozza on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

I have a song stuck in my head

And because of that, you people will too! Haha!Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen Pour myself a cup of ambition Yawnin', stretchin', try to come to life Jump in the shower and t...
Posted by Laurapalozza on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

That door smells like a hat

I am so cool that I have 3 pages of friends!! Of course, there aren't actually any people on page 3 yet, but I got a page three. So, besides Dooly Parton, Kinky Friedman, Motley Crue, and ...
Posted by Laurapalozza on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST