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Greggy McGreggor

Its a bananna eating a monkey, nature in reverse

About Me

CLICK HERE FOR WENG WENG!!!:Hello, Well for those of you who do not know me I am really really good looking, and for those of you who just looked at my pictures you just realized that I lie, a lot. But, at least I make up for it by giving a lot of money to the church so that I can buy my way into heaven. Ahhhhh. You've got to love Indulgences...and the middle ages. Well, for those of you who think that I am hilarious, stay in touch, and for those of you who don't, well...you probably don't believe in dinosaurs, and that is ridiculous. Didn't you see Jurassic Park? Spielberg doesn't lie. Or maybe he does and he just pays the church, like me. And by church, I mean the temple. And no, not the Temple of Doom.

My Interests

Family, Golf, Swimming, Music, Movies, Water Polo, Inner Tube Water Polo, Curling, Spain, Extremists and why they ruin the world, and people who own chess boards, but do not know how to play. And I love commas.

I'd like to meet:

This guy. And ask him what the hell he was thinking:

Music:

Dave Mathews Band, David Gray, Eric Clapton, James Taylor, Jim Brickman, George Winston, Bee thoven, Mo zart, Viv aldi, Fle etwood Mac, Pink Floyd, Jack Johnson, Stin g, Tom Petty, Billy Joel, Jou rney, Eagl es, S teve Miller Band, The Police, The Doobie Brothers, Bad Company, Bo ston, Huey Lewis and the News, U 2, Matchbox 20, Collective Soul, The Wallflowers, Liv e, Chris Isaak, Wyclef Jean, Beach Boys, Indigo Girls, Bla ckhawk, Garth Brooks, Lyle Lovett, The Who, Bob Schneider, Duke Ellington, the Music of John Williams, Glory Soundtrack, The Phantom of the Opera, Manu Tenorio, Paco de Lucia, Moulin Rouge Soundtrack, Jackop ierce, Das hboard Confessional, Cold Play, Maka na, Talib Kweli, Rad iohead, Jason Mraz, John M ayer, Nora Jones, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Be atles, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, i need to stop for now

Movies:

No, I have not seen 300 yet. Does that make me gay, or does that make me really straight for not watching a bunch of scantily clad dudes kicking ass?

Television:

I love NBC on Thursdays. Can't beat Scrubs, The Office, and 30 Rock all in one glorious evening. Not a big fan of my name is earl. I won't even capitalize the letters.

Books:

Aren't those movies, but with words? J K. Where the Wild Things Are, James a nd the Giant Peach, A Wr..le in Time, A Wi nd in the Door, Macb eth, The Bean Trees, Be owulf, Gi lgamesh, Collected works of Federico Garcia Lorca, The Harry Potter series, Jurassi c Park, BF G, Into Thin Air, Oed ipus Rex, The Ody ssey, The Iliad, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Bra ve New World, Oth ello, anything Dr. Seuss,...And all those other books that I read while I was in school. I know I ha ve read more but lord knows I have more to read. Isn't it w eird how in that last sentence you pronounce "re ad" as reed and red? I LOVE E NGLISH!

Heroes:

I take back my old quip about Alec Baldwin. The man is a genius. If you don't believe me, just watch 30 Rock.

My Blog

Urban Iditarod LA is coming!!!!

Hello Friends! Though only a lucky few of you have had the chance to participate in San Francisco's infamous Urban Iditarod, you might have heard a veteran describe the experience. Part pub crawl, pa...
Posted by Greggy McGreggor on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:53:00 PST

Who's With Me?

I'm on the first bus to TJ.  Who's with me? Mexico Is My New Home (click here)...
Posted by Greggy McGreggor on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 05:00:00 PST

An Epiphany of a Largesse Status

You know what, maybe it IS maybelline.
Posted by Greggy McGreggor on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:06:00 PST

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!

I don't know if I will ever stop crying. Saddest Day of My Life
Posted by Greggy McGreggor on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:28:00 PST

Just a little Lesson

It has come to my attention that the world of Myspace, and all of those who reside within, needs a little help. There is something that is found on page after page that for some reason really bothers ...
Posted by Greggy McGreggor on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:32:00 PST

Hook 'Em

HOOK EM HORNS!!!!!!USC, all I have to say is good game, and it is about time that you f'in lost.And to all of you bastard SC fans who were so sure about yourselves, I leave you with two words:Vince Yo...
Posted by Greggy McGreggor on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:09:00 PST

Politics

God is watching...and he is pissed:
Posted by Greggy McGreggor on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:42:00 PST

Killer Pussy (i had to go there)

The new clips from Rambo IV are in and it looks like a doosy.  Apparently, it is pretty low budget and they could only get a cat to play the part, but I heard the story line is MAGNIFICENT. If y...
Posted by Greggy McGreggor on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:55:00 PST

Damn True

Some people may find this lame, but there are some funny things in here:Thirty Facts about Chuck Norris:Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked ...
Posted by Greggy McGreggor on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:51:00 PST

I Am (actually) Shocked

The black population can be heard celebrating around the world.  The Vibe Awards was officially violence free. I was online and just found this article on Yahoo about the Vibe awards.  Eve...
Posted by Greggy McGreggor on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 09:24:00 PST