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Hey, I'm Chas
I play guitar, bass, drums and throat
I love music, films and live bands.
I live with my fiancee in Aberdeen
Her name is Caroline
She keeps me happy
And is the best person to talk to
She's awesome
So, living in Aberdeen...
It's not too bad
I recently rejoined the crew at HMV
So beware, I can sell bagged vacuum cleaners to James Dyson
Don't think your money's safe from me!
My family and friends are very important to me
So it sucks I don't get to see them as much as I'd like to.
I believe that smoking is good for my mental health
So I'm not gonna stop
All of you non-smokers who tell me it's easy to quit
Fuck y'all!
I love tattoos
Tattooz by Steve is where I get inked
What can I say, he does an amazing job each time
I play in a band
In it's embryonic form
Called Death Watch
Not perfect by any means
But I sense potential
I'm a big fan of freedom of expression
freedom of speech
you know, that kinda stuff
As a result I hate censorship.
And as all people have the right to freedom of speech
I'm gonna exercise my right here:
Keep your religion the fuck away from me
I believe that you should keep it to yourself
And if you're not going to be able to let me go my own way
Why the FUCK should I do it for you?
I mean, some say I should have my tattoos of removed
because 'my body is a temple of god'
Fuck that shit
I don't tell you to stop going to church.
You tell me my taste in music is inferior
Or requires no talent
I don't force feed it down your fuckin throats do I?
So, here's what needs saying
I'm me, have been, will be...
The beard stays
The tattoos stay
My taste in evil fuckin metal stays
So embrace it
Or go fuck yourself.
So, roll em fat
Keep the music heavy
Keep the tea hot
And turn that volume knob to the right.
