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Jess

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About Me

i haven't really figured out this myspace thing yet, im more of a facebook-type person. I have an unreasonable fear of spiders and gross little things that crawl. Feet gross me out so much... never come near me with them. I absolutely hate wearing pants... so more often than not, i hang out in my apartment without them. I used to injure myself quite frequently on my roommate's large exercise ball. I've never broken a bone. I am incredibly proud of my dutch herritage. Some day I will live in California. I love wearing goofy hats when I drink. My puppy is a Labradoodle named Jake and I love him to death. I love pina coladas... and I won't drink UV. I lived in Spain for 4 months and can't wait to go back. I get excited every Wednesday because The Racquet comes out and Emily and I are able to do the crossword puzzles... even though we often end up cheating. My three favorite cities in the world are Copenhagen, Zurich, and Amsterdam. I'm a compulsive planner. I hate the noise metal makes when it hits a persons teeth. My biggest fear is public speaking. Actually I'm afraid of almost everything... I'm a very jumpy person. I love living near large bodies of water. I haven't eaten redmeat in years. I absolutely love my pink asics running shoes. I sing in the car even though I am probably the worst singer ever. I love to cuddle. I can pretty much recite the lines from any Friends episode. I'm a hopeless romantic. I prefer boxed wine...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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--Info--
Name:: Jessica Dirkse
Nicknames:: Jess, Sloppy, JessKa, Donde, Doodle
Birthplace:: Sheboygan, WI
Current Location:: Sheboygan, WI/ La Crosse, WI
Hair Color:: Dark Brown
Eye Color:: Brown
Height:: 5' 3"ish
Weight:: nope
Tatoos?:: a dove on my hip
Piercings?:: two in each ear, cartliage in one, and my bellybutton
Overused Phrase:: dick, shut up, i know right
--Your--
Bedtime:: 8 hours before i have to wake up
Best Physical Feature:: my Miss New Booty
Most Embarassing Moment:: probably when i fell in the halls at South in front of a certain boy
Most Missed Memory:: senior year of high school
First Thought When You Wake Up:: i just want to sleep longer
Weakness:: Puppies aka Doodles, Swatches, Spotted Cow, Chocolate, ranch dressing, flip cup, Real World/Road Rules Challenges, TV shows on DVD
Best Friends:: Nikki, Em, Tizzle, Jess
Goal For The Year:: To be successful and relax
Greatest Fears:: Michael Myers, bugs/spiders, the dark, people running behind me up stairs, cats, being in enclosed spaces
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King...: McDonalds
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Hot Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Chocolate
Water or Milk...: Milk
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Hot Chocolate
Hugs or Kisses...: Kisses
Cats or Dogs...: Doodles
Summer or Winter...: Summer
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Romantic Comedies
Love or Money...: Love
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Purple Grapes
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: doesn't matter
Perferred Hair Color:: brownish blonde
Short Hair or Long Hair...: short
Perferred Height:: taller than me
Perferred Weight:: heavier than me
Looks or Personality...: personality
Hot or Cute...: a mix
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: toned
--Favs--
Number:: 3
Food:: mashed potatoes/ crab
Type of Music:: anything
Candy:: twix bars
Color:: green
Animal:: doodles, turtles
Drink:: spotted cow
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: nice arms!
Movie:: i know what you did last summer, american pies, toy story 2
Past Time:: running
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: yes
Smoked?: a few times when i was drunk
Been Beaten Up?: no
Bullied Someone?: no
Skinny Dipped?: yes
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: no
Toliet Papered Someones House?: yes
Played Poker W/ Money?: yes
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: no
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: yes
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: yes
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: probably
Went Camping?: yes
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: yes
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: no... i didnt have a brother until a few years ago
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: no
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: yes... La Crosse could never predict the rain correctly
Danced In The Rain?: yes
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: probably
Been On Stage?: ew yes
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: yes always
Been To A Nude Beach?: no
Cursed In Church?: no
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: only from nikki... haha!
Burnt Yourself?: only from my hair straightner
Been Dumped?: yup
Dumped Someone?: yup
Been In Love?: yup
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: no
Wanted To Be A Model?: no
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: no
Bought Lottery Tickets?: of course
Made Out In A Car?: yes
Cried During A Movie?: almost always
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: of course
Made Love On The Beach?: no...
Shoplifted?: once
Seen Someone Shoplift?: just a friend... nobody else
Hung Up On Someone?: i always hang up on barb
Yelled At Your Pet?: yes
Gotten Seasick?: no
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: maybe... i tend not to like wearing underwear when i drink...
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: no
Stalked Someone?: to a small extent...
Had A Stalker?: i hope not
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: i dont think so
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: my parents usually embarrass me
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: sometimes
Protested?: no
Been To An Island?: yes
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: usually
Screamed In A Library?: no
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: yeah
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: no
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: of course
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: probably
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: yeah in the Dominican
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: on accident
Threw Up In School?: no
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: no
Wore Something You Hated?: yeah
Wore Something To Match Someone?: no...
Been To A Luau?: no
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: no
Been On TV?: in band concerts...
Been Outta The Country?: yeah... Mexico and Dominican Republic and Spain
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yeah
Won A Pool Game?: yeah... when i cheat
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: yeah
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: hungover... but not drunk
Dieted?: now and then
Had An Eating Disorder?: no
Cheated On Your Other?: no
Been Cheated On?: yeah
Been Paid To Date Someone?: what!?
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: no...
Tanned Topless?: yeah
Been Strip Searched?: no
Been On A Plane?: yeah
Been On A Cruise?: no
Been Pantsed In Public?: no
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: i dont think so
Broke Someone's Heart?: only cuz he broke mine first
Sung In The Shower?: always
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: yeah
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: every day
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: yeah
Been Walked In On While Showering?: no
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: no
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: no
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: no
Been In Detention?: no
Feel Off A Roof?: no
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: i love to cuddle
Been In A Wreck?: yes
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: no... but i would.
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: no... but i told my mom i did.
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: no
Been Shot?: no
Had A Water Gun War?: yeah
Been Arrested?: no
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: of course
Country You Wanna Visit:: Thailand and Fiji
Way You Wanna Die:: peacefully
Like Thunderstorms?: only when i can cuddle
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: mostly
R U A Health Freak?: i try to be sometimes
U Think Ur Attractive?: sometimes
Do You Believe In Yourself?: sure
Wanna Get Married?: of course
Wanna Go To College?: i am in college
Shower Daily?: usually
Want Kids?: of course
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: hmmm...
Do U Hate Anyone?: i dont think so... but i do highly dislike some people
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: yes
Do You Think You Can Sing?: yes but not well
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yes
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: no
Can You Whistle?: yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: i try
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: no
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: no
Can You Multitask?: of course
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: i dont have a locker
Do You Spit?: when i run
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yeah
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: a long healthy life for me, my family and friends.... and to go back to March 22nd, 2006 and not let Trisha leave my side so i could change the entire events of that day.
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: GAP So Pink
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Suave Coconut
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Clean boys, the ocean
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: maybe
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My Interests

running, watching old Friends re-runs, The Doodle, being outside, rollerblading, working out, California, Spotted cow, swatches, doing crosswords, spanish, cleaning, George Michael Bluth and Tobias Funke, cuddling

Music:

The Beatles, Guns N Roses, Britney, Blink 182, Nirvana, FallOut Boy, Yellowcard, The Starting Line, The Fray, Snow Patrol

Movies:

Toy Story, Cruel Intentions, Bad Boys 2, The Sweetest Thing, Mean Girls, The Land Before Time, Can't Hardly Wait, American pie

Television:

Dawsons Creek, The Gauntlet 2, Friends, Desperate Housewives, Arrested Development