“I’ll see you at the theater.†(said spookily while my fingers wiggle) Ha, ha, ha. I’ve been saying that for multiple years now and it never gets old. So I got a word problem for you all… If Joe wants to stay at the Blue Moon Gay Resort in Las Vegas, and Sally doesn’t, what should Joe do….. Grab his pink, glow-in-the-dark frisbee and meet Bob at the resort… correct answer! Speaking of penises, has anyone picked up the new fireworks they have down at the stands. Devil’s cock, Demon’s orgasm, and Satan’s penis are my favs… the latter sounds tame, but it’s got the loudest whistle I’ve ever heard, if you know what I mean. So who’s ever seen the new reality show The Hills. I can’t believe Heidi thought she was going to get that job and not have to work. Not like my job. I spend hours straightening our most popular selling section… rap, nope… soundtracks, wrong again… it’s the porn section of course. You can imagine what I do on my breaks. It gets awfully hot back in that break room. You know Music Trend has video cameras, wink, wink… $5 a pop. So has anyone seen that movie with the puppet porn? Cows and rats doing it!!! Loved it, and that I’m actually not making up. Anyone heard of foot sex??? So I basically have no clothes. I literally own two shirts and one is a Pismo shirt my mom bought for me. She buys my undies too. I have two pairs of those as well. Who needs more than one garment of clothing per week? I guess that’s maybe why only four people are coming to pool party. One time I had six people at one of my parties… it was the best day of my life! I’m hoping to have some serious chip time at this party… jalapeno, barbeque, tortilla, sour cream and onion, cheddar, etc. It’s really the only reason I’m having the party, this way when my mom asks me why the ten bags of chips that she bought for the 4th are gone, I’ll just blame it on my friends, ha, ha, ha. Really I’ve finished two bags since beginning this paragraph. I guess I should be going to my old people gym now. I hope one of the old ladies lets me borrow a towel again, I refuse to spend the extra four dollars a month to use the clubs towels. What a rip!
"About Me" by Amy
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PETE YORN
November 18, 2006
Fox Theatre
Hanford, California
OLD SCHOOL FREIGHT TRAIN
October 28, 2006
West Side Theatre
Newman, California
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