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TUNGSTEN! BAUXITE! ORTHOROMBIC!

About Me

"If it's worth doing, it's worth doing with power tools."

-Old Klingon proverb

If Manliness had a soundrack, the score would be metal. No other genre of music is in jeopardy of dying out because its fans keep getting killed at concerts. Decades ago, angry menstruating moms and fanatical Christian conservatives tried to get metal banned for being a bad influence on our youth. They claimed that metal caused harm to children and caused violent behavior in adolescents. Tody we know for a fact that they were right.

-Maddox

My Blog

Move up and and be creative, or step down and serve those being creative.

Sorry kids, no punchline today.If you are feeling dissapointed, check out this trailor for Titanic 2:http://youtube.com/watch?v=T-yn_Fnve-Q ...
Posted by Obscenity filter is off on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:17:00 PST

Violently Sauced Buddha Begs for Alms Whilst Searching for Car Keys in Fannypack

A martial arts technique originally invented by Pythagoras when he was in mortal combat with some rogue priests of the Egyptian God of death, Set. At the time, the technique was fairly simple, consis...
Posted by Obscenity filter is off on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 03:36:00 PST

Nazis Suck

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Posted by Obscenity filter is off on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:20:00 PST

Crop Circle Thesis

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Posted by Obscenity filter is off on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:43:00 PST

It's Brilliant! Powdered Water! All I have to do is just add... wait a sec...

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Posted by Obscenity filter is off on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST

never mind, i fixed it

fuckin myspace
Posted by Obscenity filter is off on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:41:00 PST

0_o my comments disapeared

fuckin myspace
Posted by Obscenity filter is off on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:34:00 PST

Who does it take to defeat Chuck Norris?

Gandalf the Grey Gandalf the White "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight Benito Mussolini The Blue Meanie Cowboy Curtis Jambi the Genie Robocop the Terminator Captain Kirk Darth Vader...
Posted by Obscenity filter is off on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:40:00 PST

I just hacked a toaster

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Posted by Obscenity filter is off on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:12:00 PST

Corn on the cob

http://cornonthekabob.ytmnd.com/nothing is funnier than that
Posted by Obscenity filter is off on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:25:00 PST