My New Doctor |
Only in California! I was having lower abdominal pain, so I made an appointment to see my doctor. He was no longer with the medical group I go to, so they assigned my appointment to their ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:52:00 GMT |
Desensitize & Reclaim the |
Because of racial sensitivities, we've lost a good sounding word from the English lexicon; the word has all the characteristics of a great word - easy to pronounce, easy to say when you're shouting; t...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:30:00 GMT |
Illegal Immigration Penalties |
A person can illegally live in this country for years - cost us thousands in medical and educational expenses, and when they get caught, they get towed back to their homeland - free of charge.&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:22:00 GMT |
Living Next To The Freeway |
I live right next to the Freeway. However the county of Orange is trying to conceal this fact from me by building a huge medieval, fortified wall between me and the Freeway! Oooohhhh - wha...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:43:00 GMT |
My Homeless & Pigeons Theory |
We just got back from Catalina Island - neither of us had been before. I made one comedic observation: the place is loaded with pigeons, but no homeless; Pasadena, on the other hand is loa...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 19:21:00 GMT |
Divorce Math |
No experience in life teaches you math quite like a divorce. You loose half! Half is a fraction - I have a fraction of what I started with. Then I got divorced a second time - now I learne...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 00:21:00 GMT |
My Daughter's Dating an Asian! |
And why the hell not!? She already drives like one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:36:00 GMT |
God is my Wife |
God is my wife! That's right, God is a women!!!!!!! Who else would write a book in every language on the planet just to tell man how to behave and what to think during every waking moment ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 19:27:00 GMT |
England, Scotland, and Fish & Chips |
Some of you know that I was in the United Kingdom last week - a trip that started in Helensburgh, Scotland, then on to Plymouth, England, and ending in Bath, England; some of you also know that I live...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 11:20:00 GMT |
Day Light Savings Time Worshipers |
So we lost an hour today - I call this the shortest day of the year - 23 hours! I have a lot of friends, mostly comics who tell me otherwise; the say to&n...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 11:03:00 GMT |
