UPDATED! (sort of...)
I strongly believe everyone has 3 options: Lead, Follow, or get the F**k out of the way.
Im most likely the most sarcastic person you'll ever meet. Cheyne Cousins told me so in my highschool yearbook- i dont think he'd lie to me. I feel like everyone is growing up behind my back! I like bacon- alot. I enjoy a good scratch ticket every now and again. I start "Aftergame Preshows." I LOVE Video games, but not that new fangled technology...im talkin sega and nintendo (yes Ahmed i owned one). I like texas hold'em poker and texas toast, but not necessarily in that order. I hate loud noise late at night. I like being scared. I love birds. I love my poopie. I believe my family is the best group of people ill ever know. I like Dunkin Donuts Coolattas without the whipped cream. I like running (when i have time and energy). I think ill be chasing my little sister for attention for the rest of my life. I like to Paint. I pick scabs. I always feel like i may come off as stale bread to people. Im really quite flavorful, i promise you. I can watch the same movie every day for the rest of my life. I like camping and walking around in the dark with flashlights. I like blackouts. I think ive found the person ill marry. I subscribe to BirdTalk. I love cartoons. I believe in Sho'Nuff (RIP). Why is Duma wearing a skully? I like playing lose when playing that handslap game. Ive experienced an explosive High Five. I like bridges. Im damn good at Whack a Mole..the best even. I love Pancakes. I dont get enough iron. I dont pump enough iron. I enjoy dressing men. Summer sunsets make me melancholy. I dont feel like my age. I can replace a water pump. I was never successful at doing a windmill (or if Tamyra's saying it, "a windmeal"). Ive eaten gator. I can do a mean crescent kick. I should not have been a computer science major. I like to travel. I despise spurious tuples. I like the desert. I enjoy life and im GETTING MARRIED!
