Me & Meghan Talk Race |
me: So once this blog takes off and we're richer than God, I think I'm going to buy a horse.meghan: Sweet... Spoone will want to ride it...me: For a small fee that can be arranged.meghan: OK, coo...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:02:00 GMT |
Snakes in a Country |
"I'm tired of these motha' fuckin' snakes in this motha' fuckin' country!" - St. Patrick, 403 ADAh, to be the patron saint of the drunkest country on the planet. A survey proved this. It's not just co...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:03:00 GMT |
Curses or Drat! These flipping iceholes are full of spit! |
Why do we use euphemisms for "curse" words? We all know what we actually mean. We're all adults here ladies and gentlemen. It's fucking stupid. They're just words, and we use variations to specificall...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:58:00 GMT |
Matthew and Me on Dicks |
Matthew: my boss is a cocksuckerme: Making you stay late?Matthew: called me a liar and said I looked on the internet for all the trivia questions that he sent out.me: I haven't met this person have I?...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:34:00 GMT |
My First and Possibly Only Super Bowl Blog |
I did something unusual for the Super Bowl this year. I watched the whole thing...at least to the point when Rexie plunged a dagger into his team's collective heart. There have been a lot of QBs play ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:10:00 GMT |
Insanity with Matthew and Me |
Matthew: do you send emails to yourself?me: Um, no.Well, if I find a link to something at work that I want to check out at home I will do it on occasion.Matthew: that's what I'm refering to.me: Well, ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:09:00 GMT |
Matthew and Me Actually Take Something Seriously |
Matthew: I'm in a love affair with Chuck Hagel. He is my favorite candidate reguarless of party. You should watch the clips I have on TSEme: I did.Matthew: Even Bubba The Love Spounge said he has his ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:32:00 GMT |
Joe and I Tackle Race Relations and the Color of Love |
me: I just heard a white guy talking about how hilarious an old episode of Chapelle was. Minoritisms strike again.3:52 PM Specifically it was the Wayne Brady as thug bit.3:54 PM Joe: o jeezme: I guess...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 13:20:00 GMT |
A Brief Moment with Matthew and Me |
11:12 AM me: Holy shit, I'm bored.11:16 AM And this isn't my normal level of boredom. This is soul-sucking, suicide-inducing boredom. In fact, I've already attempted it three times this morning. But I...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:26:00 GMT |
Matthew and Me on Rhinocerous Ass and Dogma |
3:58 PM me: I think we should test your rhinocerous theory out sometime. Where do you find rhinocerous ass?3:59 PM Matthew: The Panera down the street serves it on a fantastic Foccacia bread with a sh...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:35:00 GMT |
