*K.A.G*[CaLL Me Mr. G or Mr. LaWnMoweR} profile picture

*K.A.G*[CaLL Me Mr. G or Mr. LaWnMoweR}

It's The Return of the Young Hu$tle...A nigga came for the money..Not the tongue tussle

About Me

I don't fuck wit the Wack bitches.... Overweight, fat bitches...Don't know how to act bitches..... Callin my phone, askin me where I'm at bitches... Stuck up bitches... That don't shut the fuck up bitches..... Skinny bitches...complaining, and sayin I probly fuck too many bitches.... Them broke bitches.... Can't take a joke bitches.... The can't cook bitches... Don't care how they look bitches... Shook bitches... Bum Bitches... Don't know how to have fun bitches.... Breath stink and need some gum bitches.....confused bitches......don't know what they want bitches... You know them dumb bitches.....cheating type bitches....as soon as u turn ya back a next nigga beatin bitches.....Make you wait for the sex bitches.... Break up wit u and give another nigga the neck bitches.... Tall bitches... Take your number and never call bitches...lolllll R.A.P

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September
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisureand traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
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Name: Kahlil/K.G/Da Chosen One
Birthday: Sumtime in September
Birthplace: Montego Bay, Jamaica
Current Location: Long Island
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: Probly 6 Feet By now
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Im a Yardie
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown High Dunks
Your Weakness: Nunya
Your Fears: The Almighty
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian(ham And Pineapple For You Slow Folks)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I Have A Few...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ohhh...okkk....Aight....LOL...If U say So
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuckkkkk...I Just Went To Bed Damnit
Your Best Physical Feature: I Dunno...How Bout You Enlighten Me
Your Bedtime: Wheneva I Feel Like...Im A Grown Ass Man
Your Most Missed Memory: Back In da Days...I was A Kid But Not Anymore
Pepsi or Coke: Umm How Bout Pineapple Fanta/Sunkist/Mug Cream Soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
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Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea...but Arizona Is My Shyt
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: Nah...Dat Aint For Me
Do you Swear: Nope...It Aint Necessary
Do you Sing: Lol...Im Luther Vandross In The shower Bitch!!!
Do you Shower Daily: Of Course...Fuck U think
Have you Been in Love: Nahhh...Im Too Guarded
Do you want to go to College: Already There...Doin My thing
Do you want to get Married: If Da Right One comes Along When The Time Is Right
Do you belive in yourself: Hell Yeah...If I Dont,Who Will....But I Tend To Doubt Myself At Times
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah
Do you think you are Attractive: Yup...If You Dont Think So...Go Kick Rocks
Are you a Health Freak: Nahh
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Umm...
&..39;Do you play an Instrument:' I Bang Out...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Lol Yuppp
In the past month have you Smoked: Nooo
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hell NOoo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I Dont Use Da Werd Eat And Box In Da Same Sentence...Lmaooo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ewwww.Neva Did
In the past month have you been on Stage: Lmfaooo....
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not Neva....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Lol...U Crazy
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope...
Ever been Drunk: Nah...I Can Handle My liquor...Unlike Some PPl I Kno Lol
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Probly When I was Younger
Ever Shoplifted: Lol
How do you want to Die: Howeva Im destined To...Who Am I to Decide??
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im Already Grown...But I wanna Be An Engineer
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont Matter...No Crazy Color Contacts Tho Especially If You Black
Favourite Hair Color: No Pastel colors!!!!!!!!!!!
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: No Amazon chicks.....like 5'8" or Less
Weight: If She Ova 185...She Aint A Woman
Best Clothing Style: Unique....Not On No Bumm Shyt
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: A lot....
Number of Piercings: 2...One In Each Ear
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I Dont Dwell On The Past...I Look to The Future
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Where Do You See Yourself in 10 Years? Experiencing Lots Of Success N Livin Right
Do You Think You Are Selfish? You Have to Be Sumtimes
Are You Enjoying Life In College thus far? Oh Yea...The Shit Dat Goes On smh
What Are You Doing Right Now? Listening To Music
What Are Your Favorite Songs Right Now? In The Middle,Comin for You,Just Wanna Cut,What You are To Me by Trey Songz........Poppin by Chris Brown...Dj Play A Love Song,Can I Take You Home,VIP,Do what It Do,Warm Bed by Jamie Foxx.......Just Friends by Musiq....Nothing But A Number by Pretty Ricky........Yung n Sexy, What Cha'll Want, Fall Back, Back At Cha,Computer Love,Make You Mine,Dont Stop,Get It Poppin,Respect by Fabolous.........Rough sex, Somiaseh,Dutty Wine,Beyonce Wine by Vybz Kartel....Full Clip by Busy Signal
Favorite Type of Music Reggae/Dancehall..
Favorite Artist Vybz Kartel/b
Can You Dance? Come Find Out

What Do You First Observe In a Female? Her Personality......
Is Looks High On the List? Umm Well Lets Jus Say She Gotta Be Someone I Can Introduce to da fam
What Color Do You Like on A Girl? Pink...Da Bright Ones
What is a Turn Off? Lyin...Smokin...Drinkin(cant trust a drunk bitch)...nagging and someone who always gotta be in da mix
At The Moment Is There Someone You LiKe? Nah
Have You let The Person Know? Y'all Ask too Many Questions
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My Interests



[Marital Status] Single N Ready To Mingle
[Shoe size] 11.5
[Parents still together] Nope
[Siblings] Yea...4
[Pets] Nope
FAVORITES
[Color] Blue..
[Number] 20
[Animal] Lion
[Drinks] Iced Tea/Fruit Punch...Red Bull N Guinness/Long Island Iced Tea
[Soda] I Dont Drink Soda Like That Anymore
[Book]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Who Da Fuck Am I?? Sisqo
[Have tattoos?] Nah(thINKIN bout it)
[Have Piercings?] Yup
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Lol who doesnt??.....and What's Homework
[Drink/Smoke?] Drink Yea....Smoke Hell Noo
[Like roller coasters?] Not Really but I fucks with Superman
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Definitely
[Want more piercings?] Nahhhhhh
[Like cleaning?] Sumthin Like...
[Write in cursive or print?] Print
[Own a web cam?] Nope
[Know how to drive?] Yup
[Own a cell phone?] Its the 21st Century...Fuck U Think??
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Am I Eva On It??
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yeah
[Considered a life of crime?] Lol No
[Lied to someone?] No I Just Altered Da Truth
[Been in love?] Nope..
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Uh huh...
[Been in lust?] ummmm Yeahhhh
[Used someone] Define used...
[Been used?] Most Likely
[Been cheated on?] Lol
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Accidentally lmaoo But Dat Shyt Was Funny...
[Stolen anything?] Probably a Pen/Pencil....
[Held a gun] Yupp....
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] D&G jeans and A Polo...
[Current mood] Easy Like Sunday Mornin
[Current taste] Huh??Fuck am I Supposed To Kno, I Don't Taste Myself
[What you currently smell like] Bora Bora
[Current hair] Caesar
[Current cd in stereo] CD??...Love-Hate, Day 26, All I Feel, Face Off,The Cool
[Last book you read] Ummm Geee Dats A Hard One
[Last movie you saw] Transformers....Shia Labeouf for Best Actor
[Last thing you ate] BBq Chicken N Mac N' Cheese
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My Cuz
[Do drugs?] Nahhhhhh
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Maybe
Remember your first love?] Hmmm
[Still love him/her?] What's Love Got To Do With It??
[Read the newspaper?] Sports Section...
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Not That I Kno Of...
[Believe in miracles?] There Can Be Miracles....When You Believe
[Do well in school?] Yeah....Im A Scholar
[Wear hats] Sumtimes...
[Hate yourself?] U Cant Be Fuckin Serious....
[Have an obsession?] Nope...
[Collect anything?] Lol Quarters....
[Have a best friend?] Nah, Not Really
[Close friends?] Yeah
[Like your handwriting?] Sumtimes
[Care about looks] I Guess...
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] A.J
[First kiss] A.J
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] I Dunno...
[Do you believe in "the one?"] The Jet Li Movie??.....lol When I Meet The One then I'll Kno
[Are you a tease?] Its My Duty...To Please Dat Booty
[Too shy to make the first move?] Nahhh
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Nah
[Bitch/Asshole] To Certain People...
[sarcastic] Alll Day...
[Angel] No...Closest Thing To It
[Devil] Nah....I'm Just The Advocate
[Shy] Welllllll.......Noo....Sumtime...A Lot Of The Time..
[Talkative] Nah I Only Talk When I Have To.......

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You Have A Type B+ Personality
B+ You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?

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Music:

REGGAE, SOCA, R&B N OLDIES....FABOLOUS and 50 DATS ABOUT IT
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Movies:

The Curve,The Interpreter,Crimson Tide,The Siege,The Negotiator,Bad Boys(both),The Transporter(both),Nothing to Lose,Blue Streak,Wedding Crashers,The Recruit,Anchorman...and more

Television:

Law and Order SVU, Family Guy,Fresh Prince

Books:

The Holy Bible... n The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran

Heroes:

Usher until he decided to get married...lollll jus kiddin