El Loco Mark~O - ProfilesArchive

About Me

For starters...I'm from Texas and fairly laid back. If I had my choice I would rock shorts and flip flops all day everyday...but of course like most people got the job thing that prevents that. Work in the medical field. Which has been an eye opening experience to say the least.
Love to laugh...and attempt to make other laugh. I do not enjoy being all that serious...but know when to be. I enjoy alcohol on occasion. Can't go wrong with a cold Miller Lite or a few shots of Patron...lol. Enjoy Chili's and their 2 for 1 deals. You're more likely to find me in a hole in the wall, neighborhood bar than a club. If you know one...let me know where!!! Though I do enjoy going to The Round Up from time to time to get a taste of home and watch the beer tub girls do their thing!!!
General interests are drawing, bowling, darts, and hangin' with friends, sharin' some laughs. Enjoy tattoo art...all kinds of genres. Family is really important to me. And it pains me that I'm far away and having to watch my niece grow up through pictures.
Wanna know anything else....Please ask.
Hope all is well with whomever is reading this!
See y'all around!!!
"The sure path to failure is to give up! It is often through failure that future success comes- KEEP TRYING!!!" "When the Power of Love is as strong as the Love of Power, then there will be Peace..."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Enjoyin' to laugh, like I do. I would enjoy meeting Adam Sandler, Steve Carrell, and Will Ferrell. They're just really funny people!!! The late great Chris Farley would be awesome too!!!
In reality, wanna meet some kewl new friends and maybe find something more..if its meant to be.

.. Jim Breuer - Alcohol on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Music:

Like all kinds of music. Local bands are great, whether they play covers of songs or orginal music. Talent is talent and should be respected. Here are a few of the artists I listen to frequently....
Incubus
Disturbed
Bowling for Soup
Skunkweed
Staind
Seether
O.A.R.
Eminem
Tesla
AudioSLave
Santana
Puddle of Mudd
Shinedown
Korn
Sublime
SilverTide
Crossfade
12 Stones
Linkin Park
Outkast

Movies:

Big Fish
Sin City
The Last Samurai
Braveheart
Ocean's Eleven
Fight Club
Office Space
Bourne Identity & Supremacy & Ultimatum
Almost Famous
How to lose a Guy in 10 days
Payback
Hellboy
Dazed & Confused
High Fidelity
Gross Pointe Blank (any of John Cusack's movies)
Training Day
Shanghai Noon
Shanghai Knights
Fast & the Furious I &II
Bad Boys II
Triple X
Rush Hour I & II
Star Wars Anthology
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Rookie
Saving Silverman
Friday
The Rundown
House of a 1000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects
Pitch Black
The Chronicles of Riddick
The 5th Element
ANYTHING by Adam Sandler (he's friggin' wicked awesome)
Like anything with action or Comedy
Some drama is ok...as long as its on the screen and not in my life

Television:

Miami Ink
Dexter
How I met your Mother
Scrubs
My name is Earl
The Office
CSI:Miami
Two and a Half Men
The Unit
Criminal Minds
NCIS
Let's face it...I just watch too much TV to name them all...lmao

Heroes:

This is my dance teacher!!! Blame him for my lack of talent!!! lmao

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangeovers.
For thine is the beer. The bitter and The lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

My Blog

Observations...

1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for ...
Posted by El Loco Mark~O on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:17:00 PST

You know you’re from Texas....

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folksfrom Texas...If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't workthere, you may live in Texas.If you've worn shorts...
Posted by El Loco Mark~O on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:50:00 PST

Pointers on Life by Bodger

This was too good not to re-post...Thanks Meli~BUG!!! -I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.-Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to...
Posted by El Loco Mark~O on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:54:00 PST

Check out this video: "Special" from Stephen Lynch "Live At The El Rey"

Check out this video: "Special" from "Live At The El Rey" Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by El Loco Mark~O on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:13:00 PST

They Walk among us.....

Got this in an e-mail...had to share. Enjoy!!! I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gaveher a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her...
Posted by El Loco Mark~O on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:55:00 PST

It's gonna be Loco time in Miami!!!

Hey Folks!!! It's official...I just received a phone call saying that the move to Florida is a go!!! My last day in Texas will be when I drive out on May 26th. Though I will come back for visits. lol....
Posted by El Loco Mark~O on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

Zen Sarcasm stolen from Meli~bug...

ZEN SARCASM1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walkahead ofme, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Justpretty muchleave me alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles beg...
Posted by El Loco Mark~O on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST

Rules for Drunk Dialers....

Drunk Dialing Rules.....1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3....
Posted by El Loco Mark~O on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

Man Laws...

MAN LAWS1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelin...
Posted by El Loco Mark~O on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:49:00 PST

Oath to my Drinkin' Peeps....

"My oath to My Drinking Buddies"~When you are sad, I will give you a beer, slap you, and say, "Cry me a fucking river you fucking baby... Now drink up."~When you are scared, I will comfort you... and ...
Posted by El Loco Mark~O on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:08:00 PST