I am a male black cat, aged two years. I like to lick my own anus to clean it.I also enjoy lying in spots that are warm. Spots such as: soft, radiator, couch, briefcase, floor, daphne's bed, fabric, kitchen.I watch you while I'm sleeping.I watch you while you're sleeping.I can tell when she comes home, I hear her keys in the door and i always wake up and run to it and pretend like I was awake the whole time she was gone. She always falls for it.I enjoy chocolate and tomato soup. Water kicks ass too.I tried a cantaloupe the other day, rocked my world.
My Interests
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I'd like to meet:
"SHIT YOU BITCH!"
Books:
kurt vonnegut jr. although its very hard for me to keep books open because i dont have any thumbs.
My Blog
Some Urine! Some Urine! My kingdom for some urine!!!!
Hello, My name is Face. I am a black cat with white armpit hair. I got sick last week. I cannot pee. I try so hard, but alas, not even a trickle. I feel like I'm going to explode. When i can get som... Posted by Face The Bumlicker on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:29:00 PST
