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Tairy J.

I don't get mad. I get stabby.

About Me

Television Producer, Regional Rockstar, Competitive Bass Fisherman, Cheese Eater, Gravy Robber. This profile was edited with FearKiller's Pimp MySpace 2.2 .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'm interested in things sometimes. Music, competitive bass fishing, film, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Chicago Cubs.

I'd like to meet:

U mean "meat"? Kurdt, William S Burroughs, Richard D. James, David Lynch, Grover

Music:

www.thefivels.com We are better than your mom's fried chicken.Nirvana, Mike Patton, Radiohead, Tool, Aphex Twin, Codeseven, Pink Floyd, Jazz, 36 Crazy Fists, Killswitch Engage. I also dig ambient...Brian Eno, Bill Laswell, Banco de Gaia, Autechre, Squarepusher

Movies:

Anything by Tarantino, The Coen Bros., David Lynch, Kubrick, or Scorsese. Smokey and the Bandit, Gummo, The Wall, Fight Club, Annie Hall, Boiler Room, Buffalo 66', American History X, The Godfather, The Usual Suspects, Fletch, Cloak and Dagger...I can go on and on here folks

Television:

Tim & Eric's Awesome Show Great Job, Sanford and Son, The Simpsons, CHIPS, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, Squidbillies, Leave it to Beaver, Dobie Gillis, Arrested Development, The Jeffersons, Andy Griffith, Seinfeld, The Bob Newhart Show...this list could go on like a 12 pack piss.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On the Road, A Brief History of Time, A People's History of the United States, Anarchist's Cookbook, The Blue Moose

Heroes:

"You can't be a pussy your whole life"--Rodney Lee "Bo" Richards II...My folks, Jim Henson and Bandit Darville.

My Blog

11:11

Thanks to Fin who understands my obsession with 11 11:11 About number 11 - 11 is double digit and is therefore considered a Master or Power Number. In Numerology - 11 represents impractical idealism, ...
Posted by Tairy J. on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST

Dueling tripe equels c-loaf (TM)

Dueling tripe equals c-loaf. From: Are ElDate: Jun 6, 2006 11:23 AMCheck on the plywood rightousness, mine kampf!Belay torpid delusions in lieu of forced recognition.Invite a derrik to dinner, sinner...
Posted by Tairy J. on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:42:00 PST

Tag

Tag The first player of this game starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state th...
Posted by Tairy J. on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

Carolina Style Soul Manure

Saturday I asked for SundaySunday I asked for SaturdayThe breakfast boat was too fullChili was includedI didn't know.Gleaming slaw in the distance.All the way.All the way.
Posted by Tairy J. on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:44:00 PST

A Rapping Rhino

I paid Mandy Moore to go to the store for the jumbo shredded cheese, you know, 30% more. The bitch came came back with Ched-a-mate, the fake ass shit, you know yo' moms uses to bake? I said: " Mandy M...
Posted by Tairy J. on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 08:21:00 PST

Fitter Happier

Fitter Happier Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable,not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym(3 days a week),getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries,at ease...
Posted by Tairy J. on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:40:00 PST

Wrench Family

I wonder if wrenches have family reunions. I mean, there's all these different sizes and they're spread all over the world. The immediate families all live in their respective tool boxes and drawers. ...
Posted by Tairy J. on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:29:00 PST