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Train Wreck

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate this part. Figure it out.
Funniest laugh ever. I kid you not. It's way too long, but I was spellbound. Check it.
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What type of partier are you? Your Result: Bar Social Butterfly

Not quite as bad as the 'bar slut', you like to get a bit ripped and become everyone's new best freind. You talk to everyone and anyone, keep people laughing, and with enough liquor you become the professional comedian. You get into deep-thought topics with fellow drunks, get people crying on your shoulder when they vent to you, and end up with hundreds of phone numbers of people that you simply can't recall in your cell-phone all the time.


The Socialite
Bar Slut
Hardcore drunk
The rock-star party animal
The Lurker
The designated driver
What type of partier are you?
Make Your Own Quiz

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

More guys named Josh. Or maybe just more guys with names that start with 'J'.

I want Matt Shadows. Yummmm

My Blog

Obama sings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PqI12R8YNU Too awesome for words.
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:15:00 GMT

Road Trip slogans

Paula and I took an awesome road trip this weekend to Oakland for my sister's housewarming party. We always have interesting and extremely strange conversations, but a few lines stood out this weekend...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:19:00 GMT

I Love Best of Craigslist

This is some of the funniest shit I have read in a while. It's something I found on best of craigslist. Yeah, it perpetuates female stereotypes, but we all know some of this shit is true some of the t...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:45:00 GMT

Ah, that old familiar rage is rearing it’s head

I was reading the NYTimes earlier and I read a fantastic op ed piece by Judith Warner. I'll admit I don't agree with her opinions on Sex and the City, but I think she's pretty fucking on point when it...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:22:00 GMT

On the corner of Boo and Hoo in the city of Waaaaa

Man, I am fucking miserable today. Just feel the need to vent. I hate my job, I hate my job, I hate my job. Time to actually start looking for a new one. I haven't liked this job in quite a while, but...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:07:00 GMT

Why I’ll be MIA from people for a while

You know you’re having a bad day when you actually wonder why you bother with people. I have been feeling fed up with many people for some time, and after this week I feel it is time to address ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:29:00 GMT

The pussification of America, Part Deux

This is becoming a huge running theme with me. I'm so tired of everything in our culture being about sympathizing with people and feeling bad for them and oh god everyone has it so hard and we should ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:12:00 GMT

Tales from the Compound

So recently my old road dog Annee found me here on Myspace. I haven't talked to this girl in years, but she was around for the craziness back in the day. We used to hang a lot at my condo, which we ca...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:36:00 GMT

Heart is breaking - but do you want fries with that?

Disclaimer: this is not a suicide note. From time to time, I feel the need to make this plain. I am writing about pain and some people would take this for an explanation out of it. Well, get over your...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:52:00 GMT

The pussification of radio has gone too far

Fuck free speech - as long as it keeps everyone calm and non-offended. Yeah, right. But that's how it's going these days. With all the hysteria over every rude comment a DJ makes and people...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 21:16:00 GMT