About Me
i guess you could say im a bit of dark horse really... yeah, a black beauty hell bent on life and all its troubles. no really... i'm a bit doo-lally! lost the plot me. probably leave the ol' head at home if it wasnt screwed on aye! lol (laugh out loud). that was nearly a lmao (laugh my arse off), but i just about managed to restrain myself... thats another thing, i do tend to make people giggle... some of my friends call me the jokester... a modern day court jester i suppose, only my comedy isnt restricted to the confines of the kings luncheon. no, put me anywhere you wish, "i'll get a giggle out of you yet"... thats my catch phrase, i usually smile and flick my elbows to the side when i say that to people, just for extra effect... though i probably shouldn't tell you all this... you might steal my thunder!lol (laugh out loud).
what else... erm, well when it comes to the arts i suppose im quite versatile... yes, anything really. sometimes i draw little stick people having sex in different positions just before i go to bed (at 9pm). that does make me giggle... then im just about ready for good ol' dream time. music... well anything and everything really... bit of emo, screamo, emo screamo and sometimes pop. i usually find that if simon cowell likes them, then so do i... thats not exclusive mind, sometimes lou walsh pics a good'n. sharon tends to go with her heart, bless her, and thats fine for the emotional type (wich i really am deep inside), but sometimes you just need that edge, like when will young went to that celeb bash and had a few shandys...he sang relight my fire by take that and conviced himself that he was infact jason orange at the brit awards... oh it was funny, later on he tried to commit suicide behind a wheely bin with a plastic fork he stole from the party, but simon cowell found him and put a stop to 'this nonsense'... thats what he actually said, then he looked into will's eyes and a tiny glimmer of hope had gathered just below his left iris. simon beat the shit out of him for five minutes and will screamed with sexual ecstasy. he was saved, 'in the only way that a man can be saved' (my favourite quote from titanic - leo's such a dawg!).
movies are really cool too... i love all of them really. every single movie thats ever been made i love. thats why i'm thinking about doing a media course and maybe work as an actor. but really i just love to sit in with big bowl of ice cream and chocolate sauce and watch bail out (hasslehoff)... i think it was made before baywatch, not sure, but i love both of them. theres one bit where hoff dives over a row of garden shrubs and rolls into a paddling pool, whilst simutaneously shooting up some junk he conviscated earlier. sometimes i rub a smidgeon off the sauce on my chin when this happens, i dont know why, i just get really into it and forget myself... oh here i go again... doolally dingle dangle... im mad as a hatter whos lost the plot and gone round the bend a few too many times!lol... no, lmao, that was really funny. anyway, you probably want to no a bit more about me, but i wont bore you with the tiny little details, just drop me a line sometime.. goody goody gum drops
