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Les

Don't loan anything to Justin Timberlake, I thought he'd never bring sexy back.

About Me

Well,My favorite thing to do is write these things about myself. I mean I'm just so fascinating... the only thing as fascinating as me is my own discription of myself.So let's see... I'm in about 61 bands, two of which actually play shows. I write music. I aspire to write screenplays for movies I aspire to direct. I'm the worst speller evr. Everyday I fail a God who has never failed me once. I'm not rich. All my money burned up when my helicopter crashed into my bank. I'm okay though...

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

Darrell Strawberry's drug dealer. I don't wanna buy drugs, but that dude's got some stories. I'd like to meet a down to earth, laid back, artsy type girl who's completly honest. Except about how we met on the internet. You can lie all you want on that one. If you need help let me know... I'm thinking some kind of helicopter related mishap. Also, I'd like to meet the guy who thought of the electronic first down line on football games and Winston Churchhill.

Music:

I like a ton of music. It would be easier if you just ask me about a band and I'll tell you if they suck or not.

Television:

Don't watch much, just sports, news, famliy guy, and aqua teen. I also can't wait for for VH1's "Top 200 Lame-Ass Count-Down Shows"

Books:

Right now I'm reading "The Guns of August." It's a book about the begining of World War I. It's a slow read but it's good. Wait a minute... I almost hit "submit" with out making some kind of smart-ass comment...um, there's a guy in it that's named after a band I like. If you get that you're a nerd.

Heroes:

This guy.

My Blog

freeblog.

Now, normally I try to use my own material for these blogs, but last night something happened that was just too good to leave alone.  There are some things that will alwa...
Posted by Les on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:15:00 PST

punching myself in the face, for you. (part 1)

Well, it's been months since I blogged. Again. I've been wondering why I haven't had any good material lately and then it hit me: I don't subject myself to enough stuff that is awful. I go to places ...
Posted by Les on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:37:00 PST

The curse that is my brain.

At about 5:46 p.m. Sunday evening, I had a hankerin' for a sandwich. If you're not from this part of the country, you've probably never had a hankerin.' In fact, I don't think you can even get one nor...
Posted by Les on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:27:00 PST

Real conversation.

So, I was filling in with June Knows Jive this weekend at the Cherokee Casino.  While we were on a break a group of 3 people in tank tops flagged me down.  It was Saturday night after all, t...
Posted by Les on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:55:00 PST

Our Impending Success

If you have been feeling a little downtrodden about your future, I have a story for you.  Maybe you feel directionless& maybe you're living paycheck to paycheck, working some dead-end job you hat...
Posted by Les on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 06:24:00 PST

1st unfunny blog.

I know it's been months since I posted a blog, and about once a week I get a message or comment about writing more.  The truth is I've actually been doing a lot of writing lately it just hasn't b...
Posted by Les on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

Handy Plan.

I dont know about you, but if I have to use a public restroom the handy pooper is the only way to go. Its at least 30% bigger for starters. Plus it has the handy rails on either side. I've never touch...
Posted by Les on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:02:00 PST

Modern Meds

Hey heres a question; why do we still have cancer?  I pretty sure its time to cure that crap. I mean, what has medical science really done for us since polio?  I have a few  observation...
Posted by Les on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:05:00 PST

true story

This is a letter I sent to a friend of mine. Probably only funny if you really know me.... or not that funny at all. Okay. In order to tell this story effectively, I have to pay you a compliment. It i...
Posted by Les on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:47:00 PST

Nice Ride

A few years ago Hollywood took a dump, called it Fast and Furious, and charged me $7 to look at it. Since that time a phenomenon that was relatively contained to the west coast has steadily made it...
Posted by Les on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:02:00 PST