Hi, I'm Mike and I don't enjoy typing long winded auto-biographies that few people will take the time to read anyway.
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David Bowie in space, a genuine Scotsman (kilt and all), a friendly caterpillar perched on a giant mushroom while smoking an undisclosed substance, the man or women (I don’t discriminate) responsible for lemon heads, and a wholesale distributor for any of the major bourbon distilleries that wants to hook it up.