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Vanilla Nut Cake

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. -- Winston Church

About Me

Salma Hayek MySpace LayoutI have contemplated writing my congressman to get a a national hobo hunting season. I love cake. I will always harbor a distrust of creoles and a disliking of french canadians. When I wake up in the morning and I raise my weary head, I've got an old coat for a pillow, and the earth was last night's bed. I don't know where I'm going. Only God knows where I've been. I get annoyed when white people dance. I'm not shy. My worst fear is being a plane full of snakes without Sam Jackson there to save me. I was a lego maniac when I was a kid. I think reality TV is a new and special kind of stupid. I believe Elvis is still alive sharing a beachfront condo in Cabo San Lucas with Rick James and Kurt Cobain. Whatever I havent covered here, feel free to message me to find out the answer to your burning questions. Word.

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My Blog

Melissa-isms

Some of you who read this may know who Melissa is.  For those of you that don't, well, you probably dont care.  But if you WANT to get to know her, let me help you out by posting all the eff...
Posted by Vanilla Nut Cake on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:56:00 PST

the tagged blog

The Rules: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a commen...
Posted by Vanilla Nut Cake on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:02:00 PST

Stupid ingnorant people saying stupid ignorant things

..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Ok folks, I was reading one of Tila's blogs (you can find Tila here : http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user...
Posted by Vanilla Nut Cake on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:29:00 PST

Damn Racism and Racists

Racism.  The Merriam-Webster's Webster's Dictionary defines racism as a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent ...
Posted by Vanilla Nut Cake on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

Fast food funerals for soldiers

I went the whole month of May sans-blog.  Some of you may have noticed but the smart money says the vast majority don't care, so I will waste no further time talking about that.  Lets get to...
Posted by Vanilla Nut Cake on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:23:00 PST

Keep Allah in your life and meat in your fridge

Today is Wednesday I think.  I am rapidly losing track of time at this point.  April is shaping up to be one hell of a month.  I am still here at UTSa working the normal 40 hour week.&n...
Posted by Vanilla Nut Cake on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:25:00 PST

Effing Daylight Savings

I suppose the intentions behind daylight savings are noble enough, but Hay-zeus H Cristo!!!!  First of all its spring break and I cant possibly fathom what I am doing at work.  I work at a u...
Posted by Vanilla Nut Cake on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:36:00 PST

14 Days

This one is from the old days.  Nineteen hundred and sixty-two.  My old lady threw my black ass out in the cold.  I said whats wrong baby, she said "our love done run cold."  So I ...
Posted by Vanilla Nut Cake on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:32:00 PST

Wax on, wax off

Friday!!!  Its finally here.  Ok so in relatively speaking it wasn't really that long of a week.  I took Monday off since AJ was here for presidents day weekend.  Speaking of that,...
Posted by Vanilla Nut Cake on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST

Racist Rant

I was having a discussion with a friend of mine about steretypes, specifically of black people.  We came to an agreement that as a culture, Africanized Americans have a general feeling of entitle...
Posted by Vanilla Nut Cake on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST