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About Me

I got my Contact Table at ZingerBug.com

I like the quiet magic found in miserable days of rain and dark. If I could be any animal i'd definitely be a mammal, probably a ferret. Things that nobody else would ever think are funny, ALWAYS make me laugh. I eat the way a nimphomaniac screws, plentiful and without feeling. My favorite author ever is Charles Bukowski and my favorite singer ever is Tom Waits. Finally, I'm trying to stay sane in an insane world.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A Punk Rock Girl.

I am 62% kinky

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I am kinky. I am always up for trying something new in the bedroom... or wherever else I choose to.
Eat!
Drink!
and fuck like gummi bears
for tomorrow we die!

adopt your own virtual pet!

My Blog

Impervious to Nervousness

Tired and tried on this eternal cross that i must be tied to.  Live all the life you can because it’s over too soon. So my buddy wade has dropped off some food at my house which was purchas...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:57:00 GMT

Hippocrates and Hypocrisies

And when things seem to be as bad as possible, you might as well throw up your hands and say "fuck" because they are only gonna get worse... -Cannibal, The Musical So what can i say that hasn't been s...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:30:00 GMT

A Tail Of Two Cities

[Originally written June 8th, 2007]       Another day, another drink, another 24 hours to sit and think&   Absolutely ludicrous is what this entry is.  Dollar draught night wi...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:57:00 GMT

Frog-nocerous

[Originally written June 6th, 2007]     Even though the audience has gone home, the song remains the same.  Notes floating on the air, drifting away until they are a great distance from...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:53:00 GMT

Lez-beans and franks...

Another night, another fight, why won't you just treat me right?... -Talking to Lois   So it's another late night and I'm here at the keyboard thinking about the immensity of it all.  I've h...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:07:00 GMT

Live by the Foma...

Ok, it's been goddamn ages but here i am, happy and willing to do all that helps spread prosperity.  It's been an awful long day, an anxiety filled week, and a hectic month and in the most unbrid...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 23:22:00 GMT

Food and Freedom

It's been ages, yes, i know.  I haven't been up to the mood lately but the day before St. Patricks i'm feeling a little squirrely so here 'tis... The other day i was at McDonalds and for the firs...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 22:55:00 GMT

Food Fetish

Old school, new school, we could all use some schooling in the institute of humanity.... So here's a little tale (based on a true story) it's actually totally true so i'll be sure to not fabricate a s...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:17:00 GMT

Base Jumping

Another day precedes another long night full of misdeeds and misdirections which bring me to my point of misinterpretation.  Does it have to end up with a runny egg yolk full of brain matter that...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 23:20:00 GMT

A weed-whacker, a sammich and a messiah...

Top of the morning to you my fellow anthropoids and misanthropes and misanthropic anthropoids.  It's just edging past midnight and i've been aching to write.  It's not that i haven't had tim...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:07:00 GMT