Nate |ß.§.K|

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I'm nate and I professionally, professionalize.
I enjoy eating human brains
"Random Quotes"
"Grandma's Boy"
"why didn't you knock!"
"your music... it's kind of loud..."
"are you AFRAID of it!?"
"....no i just don't like techno :/..."
"you would if you had ROBOT ears! :("
"Simpsons"
Agent guy: "Ok Homer...from now on your name is mr tompson"
Agent guy: "so when i say Hello mr tompson you say hello, ok?"
Homer: "ok"
Agent: "hello Mr Tompson"
Homer: "............................"
Agent guy: ".................."
Agent guy: "ok now remember Homer, your name, is Mr tompson"
Homer: "ok,"
Agent guy:"Hello Mr Tompson"
Homer: "......................................."
Agent guy: "*sighs* :("
*hours later*
Agent guy: " :/ OK homer.. NOW! when i say hello mr tompson, nod my head and Stamp my foot i want you to nod back at me, Ok?"
Homer: "right, got ya"
Agent guy: "HELLO mr tompson *nods head, stamps foot*..........."
Homer: "...................."
Homer: *leans over to guy next to him and whipsers" I think He's talking to you..."
American Dad
"Ugh, Francine, when I look at your hair, I doubt I could eat the amount I want to vomit."