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Trailerpark thug

About Me

Just doing my part to bring a little white trash to Germany.


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My Interests

snowboarding, drinking the champagne of beers, and four wheelin.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet any one who will stand with me. Helping to defeat the evil regime known as "The evil ninjas". Or any one that is from my old hood.

Music:

Punk and Ska.

Movies:

Not another teen movie. Does it get any better?

Books:

If it's good enough it will come out as a movie.

Heroes:

Lee Majors in the 80's show "the Fall Guy"


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My Blog

Women

I have decided that there is only two types of women out there.  We have ugly women and women with issues.  That's it, no other women exists.
Posted by Trailerpark thug on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:04:00 PST

Ninja status.

Well it looks like I'm gonna make the big promotion to Blue Ninja.  I've been training hard and my numchuck skills have went from sweet to Pomogatto.  The problem is that for the honorable t...
Posted by Trailerpark thug on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:43:00 PST

Glitter

So I have a theory.  Here it goes.    Strippers have this Sweat Gland in there body (location unknown, but presumed in chest and lowerback area) The Gland is Activated upon the con...
Posted by Trailerpark thug on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:23:00 PST

Litter

So I'm thinking again and this one seems good for my new pooping style. 1.  Eat cat litter. 2.  Stop using toilet paper. 3.  Save trees. 4. Save water. 5. Not really a step but may...
Posted by Trailerpark thug on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:06:00 PST

action

Michael Dudikoff is the greatest Ninja ever. If you dont believe me I'll shoot you with a blow dart and then when you fall asleep I'll do stuff to you that even a Green Ninja of the Black Dragon ...
Posted by Trailerpark thug on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:57:00 PST

ICE

So I'm cruising in my 5.0 with the rag top down so my hair can flow and it hits me. "Vanilla Ice for President"
Posted by Trailerpark thug on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST

confession

I have a little confession.  I've been listening to alot of Mellisa Ethridge lately and "WOW" she is a very beautiful and gifted artist. 
Posted by Trailerpark thug on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:31:00 PST

quick thinkin

So I'm sittin there thinkin to myself "self" because thats what I call myself sometimes. "self I really hate fire ants they burn" so I put on my trousers and rolled off that mound. Next time I'm ...
Posted by Trailerpark thug on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 05:22:00 PST

Just remember

There's only 2 cool people in this World, Me and Axle Rose.
Posted by Trailerpark thug on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:54:00 PST

A little joke.

Q. How many ninjas does it take to change a light bulb?   A.  Ninjas don't change lightbulbs, because they live in the shadows.    HA! HA! HA!
Posted by Trailerpark thug on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:59:00 PST