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chris last chance

...trade it all in for late nights and impossible dreams

About Me

THIS IS AN ADVENTURE..."waking up holding my head, this hangover reminds me everyday, of the things that i've done wrong, but tomorrow it'll all be gone" -smoke or fire ---------- "when your skin finally sheds, and your nerves are all in shreds, the price may be to keep your heart you lose your head..." -the loved ones ---------- "i've raised hell all night long, and i've seen a good man go wrong. and i cant help the way i am, all the whiskey, weed, and women have the upper hand." -hank III ---------- "I'd rather be an optimist and a fool, than a pessimist and right." -some smart guy ---------- "wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." -what my fortune cookie said ---------- "i awake to your replacement, a bottle in my mouth, in an unfamiliar place..." -joey cape ---------- "i would say i'm intelligent, but i make bad decisions" -d.s.p. ---------- "those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -george santayana ---------- "for the vagina wants what the vagina wants..." -early cuyler ---------- "so here i sit all tied up, all alone with all my thoughts. when will i learn to walk away? from the things i do to make me feel the way i feel when i'm with you...now its me myself and i..." -strung out ---------- "and I'd like to be the one to wipe that smile off your face, to let you taste the bitterness that passing times has not erased, and when the house of cards you built has finally topppled in decline, I hope the punishment and pain will last a lifetime" -dillinger four ---------- "...I thought of telling him I didn't know about reasons, only about chains--how they form themselves, link by link, out of nothing; how they knit themselves into the world. Sometimes you can grab a chain and use it to pull yourself out of a dark place. Mostly, though, I think you get wrapped up in them. Just caught, if you're lucky. Fucking strangled, if you're not..." from Stephen King's "From A Buick 8."

My Interests

"And so, we dedicate these years of our lives, all of the songs we have sung, to everyone who is fighting to save a tiny bit of this sad, ravaged world, to anyone, anywhere who longs to dance in the ashes of this last empire that has marched and herded us so close to collapse. In these days, when so much is denied us, in the shadow of a culture built upon ceaseless suffering, on relentless consumption, on the graves of all who oppose it, let us remember, that anything is possible. Long live the poets and the dreamers. Long live the armies of the heart, who so love the world, who have given so much to save her. Long live actions that speak loudly, words that inspire, words that incite, music that's a weapon. Long live."

I'd like to meet:

whomever comes my way ------------------------------------- I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

"one good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain..."

Movies:

i swear to god, this is what emcompasses half of my brain. my head's like a mini IMDB. and no, its not a good thing.

Television:

except for Lost and Squidbillies, i don't watch.

Books:

Stephen King, Cormac McCarthy, H.P. Lovecraft, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Clive Barker, Richard Matheson, Steven Martin Cohen, Ray Bradbury, Philip K. Dick, Carl Hiassen, Michael Crichton, Robert A. Heinlein, Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child

My Blog

looking for MST3K videos

i'm looking for old dubs of MST3K. please contact if you have any of these episodes. my list of episodes on VHS are below. KTMA/season 0 : any episodes season 1 : 101- the crawling hand; 108...
Posted by chris last chance on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:08:00 PST

quotes

from The Road by Cormac McCarthy   "Just remember that the things you put in your head are there forever, he said. You might want to think about that. You forget some things, don't you? Yes. You ...
Posted by chris last chance on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:20:00 PST

quote

"It is supposed to be true that those who do not know history are condemned to repeat it. I do not belive knowing can save us. What is constant in history is greed and foolishness and a love of blood ...
Posted by chris last chance on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:21:00 PST

screwdriver in the urethra of hardcore: an oral history of powerviolence

An oral history of powerviolence Annoying autobio: Late last year outside a Radio Birdman show, I met a zinester who had been the subject of a song by Black Army Jacket, one of NYC's few contributi...
Posted by chris last chance on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:12:00 PST

i love you

to the ones that know, and you will. if you're reading this, you know (deep down) exACTly how i feel. this goes out to my friends and family. to the ones that will read this. and to the one(s) that ne...
Posted by chris last chance on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:32:00 PST

optimism

lalalalalalalalalolzi feel goodno reallylike i'm awesomely glad i'm no longer on the depressive restrictive unhappy northsidei like smiling and laughing and geting drunk with people instead of taking ...
Posted by chris last chance on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:14:00 PST

hilarious

these are two fake news articles written by one of my new favorite authors. Steven Martin Cohen. his social commentary is fuckin hilarious to me. he only wrote two books, then dropped off the face of ...
Posted by chris last chance on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:37:00 PST

records

5, 6 agoraphobic nosebleed pcp toredo 6 (clear red/maroon split) *hydrahead crossed out/dropdead 5 *crust/selfless/posthumous hellnation at war with emo 5 *slap a ham iron lung/quattro stagioni spli...
Posted by chris last chance on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:26:00 PST