Life is a lot different now that my brother Fonzy isn't around. He had an aweful illness and i was really worried. I did the best I could to chear him up: I jumped on him when he was real sick.I'm excited for Christmas. That's the only time of the year I get treats. Also, I got two full stockings last year.I live in a 3rd story walk-up. Except I've only been carried. stupid people.I like to watch sisters on the L Word.
I like to call Danny and get him to tell me grown-up stuff.Daddy spoils me. He feeds me whenever Mommy's not looking. She gets mad so I pounce on her face and drink her water. I also bite and scratch her toes.Aunt Theresa feeds me bacon whenever I want it. Also in the spring I got to see my cousin Oscar (the earless rabbit). Hopefully, I will get a Christmas card from my crabby smoking great aunts: Diamond and Pearl.You can also call me MelanieWhen I was a baby I lived on the mean streets of McKees Rocks. I was arrested and sentenced to death row by Triangle Pet Patrol. Animals Friends rescued me. Mommy and Daddy met me in a cage there. I was 6 months old. I put my paws out of the cage so they could see me. I used to attack all the handicapped animals in the place. I was so rough, I didn't give a fuck.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Danny, Nubbins, my great aunts Diamond and Pearl (they are loaded), Adam Chandler (RIP), Max Bella, Pika, and Roux.
