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shannon massacreâ„¢[MURDER MACHINE.]

I am here for Friends

About Me


why be a wallflower when you can be a fucking rose?
my name is shannon massacre.
you get me as i am.i change for no one.
I'm chubby.sue me.
i'm optimistic,but i also know how to keep a grip on reality.
i have big dreams for my life and where it's heading.
and i'm not going to let anyone stop me.
if you fuck with me or my friends i'll make your mother wish she had kept her filthy little legs closed.
i'm a vegetarian.beause i love animals and because they love me.
leave me alone about it.
i don't give a flying fuck what you think. eating meat is a nasty selfish thing to do.end of story.
if you 'tipe leik diss' don't add me.
i will throw something sharp at you.you're gay.
get hooked on phonics and learn to spell.
if your here to spy on me or stalk me.
thats awsome.stalk it up sweethearts.
i'm numb to your petty attempts to make me feel bad.
and as far as the shit talking goes, thanks babes.
i'm glad you tell your friends all about me.
maybe someday you can be popular just like me.

My Interests

my life wouldn't be complete without:

starbucks.

camcam.

my soul mate seth.

compy.

writing.

drawing.

television.

video games.

my sidekick.

my bffl courtney.

and music.

I'd like to meet:




SETH.

this is my gorgeous,amazing,stunning boyfriend.
he's my prince charming.NOT YOURS.
we snuggle.and kiss.and stuffles everyday.
he's my true lovey.

COURT.

this is courtney.
she's my best friend.my nigguh.my homegirl.my right hand man.
she's the only one i can trust in this entire universe.
she's also a huge part of why i went sober.
she has so much self respect and even though she's younger than me
i look up to her.
she's done so much for me.and helped me through so much.
not to mention our memories together completely kick ass.
i can't wait until she's eighteen.so we can get out of this shithole.
and move to the one and only new york city.
she makes me laugh tons and tons.
we're the best of friends.
and if you try to get in between us
we will both personally rip your teeth out.
BFFL YO.

GEE.

this man.has been my savior for the last six years of my life.
in which i feel a great amount of adoration towards him.
i read his writings like the bible.
and i worship his voice.
he's helped me become sober.he's helped me through suicide.
he's my guardian angel.
and thats why i would love to meet him again.

Music:

my top ten:
my chemical romance.
HIM.
simple plan.
the used.
envy on the coast.
head automatica.
hellogoodbye.
taking back sunday.
the starting line.
the pink spiders.

Movies:

the notebook.mean girls.the lake house.holes.tank girl.the spogebob squarepants movie.legally blonde 1&2.jacks 1&2.haggard.

Television:

spongebob squarepants.the fairly oddparents.the backyardigans.boobahs.

Books:

this boy with the thorne in his side.
revolution on canvas.

Heroes:


the one and only miss bettie page.

DON VITO.

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My Blog

read my lips.

  you've always been pathetic.and i've always been such a liar.the table is set for two.it always is.almost like the two ways of love and hateyou tear me down and rip me to shreds.romance is insu...
Posted by shannon massacre"[MURDER MACHINE.] on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:27:00 PST

where does the time go?

i wish things were simple like childhood.you don't understand,but you don't ask.and back then getting your heart brokenwas being pushed into a sandboxor dropping your ice cream coneinstead of boys the...
Posted by shannon massacre"[MURDER MACHINE.] on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:07:00 PST

brave.

push me down.onto a bed of broken glass.knee to hand.hand to face.face to floor.some shards were for my heart.the rope was for my neck.and the gun was for my head.i chose my own disaster.  ...
Posted by shannon massacre"[MURDER MACHINE.] on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

dear shannon massacre"...

I _____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. Youshould _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________.If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ justfor you. If I could s...
Posted by shannon massacre"[MURDER MACHINE.] on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:41:00 PST

your away.

oh how you've brusied me dear.left your mark on my heart.without you i'm an artist without canvasa life without meaning. you come back to me at sunriseand assure me that your mine.we kiss.then drift o...
Posted by shannon massacre"[MURDER MACHINE.] on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

today was bad.

my chemical romance had to cancel the show.i'm so upset.but it was because bob is in the hospital.so it's understandable.but it still broke my heart.i feel like my chemical romance wiped their pretty ...
Posted by shannon massacre"[MURDER MACHINE.] on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST