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It Takes A Strong Man Baby

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Ema
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
I can resist everything except temptation.

Yes, I'm blonde. No I'm not dumb.
I'm supposedly competitive.
I just hate loosing.
Yeah … I'm big headed.
I'm a VEGETARIAN. No not cause of that cruelty crap.
I like violence .It’s hilarious.


I Never Wanted The Nice Boys Anyway

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I'd like to meet:



This fuck face

slutty little piece of leg, is someone i know , and plan to know INSIDE out , if yu know what i mean ;) , wouldnt be hard though , she's a s-l-u-t.but i still love JORDAN

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I like Pin up girls.=] I Loves
Rawa.
Yes my sister.
‘Hip hip-hop hiphopononamous ?’
I admire her. I don’t think I’d be me if I didn’t grow up with her and have the closeness we do.
Okay so to start we weren’t close and I knew to run for my life when she curled her tongue and bite it. But now its brilliant.
I admire how she always puts herself after everyone else – I could never do it.
I admire how she deals with the problems she has.
I love how we can talk to each other about everything.
I love how yeah there’s a 2 year gap but we can still act two years old with each other.
I love the jokes, and dancing in our kitchen, or anywhere.
I love the way I can rely on her.
I love how most people boys think she’s going to beat them up when she 1st meets them ( mind you its only the idiot ones who think that).
I love how her evil sarcastic meanness has rubbed of on me.
I love how she took me out when I was 13 and got me drunk. *Ahh the start of my social life!*
I love how I want to be similar to her, but not like her because then I’d be short and not so amazing.
BAHAHA.
I love how I can live with a best friend. Even though she doesn’t want to live with me for being so messy. I know she’d miss me if she left.
Love her.
‘That’s right , a capitilla’
Kelly. Like my sister.
I’ve known this one since I was a wee meat eater , since year 1!
She’s always been there if I need her. I love how she always stands by me.
I also love ; how from Monday to Friday I can expect a call from her asking how ready I am , and then she comes to my house and hurries me so I catch the train, I love it even more when it doesn’t work and we miss it.
How easily we can talk and she can’t hide anything from me, she has to tell me !
How easily I can read her its like a two page book one page reading “ happy” the other “sad” in massive font, its so easy in fact there’s big pictures too.
How I pretty much always know whats up.
She thinks shes funny, shes not really, only in her ‘special way’
She never likes any boyfriends I have.
I love how what she has said about me on her page makes me proud =)
I know she loves my big headedness and vanity really.
She’s got no common sense stupid , no doubts about that. And she’s slow to understand things.
But I love her still. Nawrr Kelly bear.
Chessca.
She’s rude. She’s loud. She’s stubborn. She’s argumentative. She puts everyone down.
Danm I love her!
This one has been my best friend since year 7- back when she likes blacked pea’s and pop.
Her taste has changed thankfully.
I love how she can get a bit insecure sometimes and think I don’t like her – bless.
I love how she’s not afraid to make a twat out of herself.
and how she reacts when something has confused her or she has just done something stupid , like I don’t know fallen of a table?
F.E.G has always been there and probably wont ever go away.
We strongly believe we’re going to die together and it will be each others fault.
This half human half shark test tube baby is like my drug, I always go proper hyper around her- its unhealthy.
We have so many laughing fits , but unfortunately not so many in school now for certain reasons. When ever I was / am chucked out a class or moved its her fault never mine. Like in Spanish shaving that poor duck! We couldn’t stop laughing even when we were sent out.
Or in France she was a crab and started dancing and we got chucked out into the hall where everyone could hear us – (Y) clever teachers. We’ve made a ..ary before on a specimen I can not name but she will know what I mean.
I can’t wait till she drives or gets a place of her own. Means I’m driving and got a new home too!
Agent Fluffy , am signing out.
Love agent duck.
Amy
This one I’ve known since year 7 but haven’t been actual close friends until year 10.
THIS ONE IS ONE FAT HEFFER
Basically I tell her everything , even though I probably shouldn’t tell her some of the stuff. I like to think it’s likewise. I do everything with her too
I love how I do so many stupid stupid things with amy. We pull faces at each other and crack up , we make picnics that are always too big, we have a stupid sense of humor.
I love our love for cheese.
I love her. Oh I really do.
I love the way I can just make noises at her and she’ll understand and do them back.
I love dancing with her, she finally dances! Amy is quite like my world.
I love how we have are little sayings that are just insulting.
I love how if I simply say “ what would you do if you saw a man in a scream mask…” the adventure begins!
-Plus Tom Tilling. Chemistry brought us together! No seriously we met in science! I’ve known him for about 2 years almost and he is loverly! We were meant to go to France together at his grandma’s or someone’s ( it was hinted for sex) .. but that never happened ? I wish we spoke to each other earlier in our school life.( then maybe the trip would have happened) Now that we wont see each other in school im going to miss him , and his gay ways ( Lip balm!) I'll make sure we will keep in contact and meet! Ly =]